“A new way of being awful at 35,000 feet”
“Tried evening out my tan from the other day. It didn’t go so well.”
“There’s a truck behind me, as you can tell.”
“I’m visually impaired. I couldn’t tell the difference between a wireless charger and a mug heater.”
“My expensive surprise gift for my husband was left on the porch like this.”
“These bathroom mirrors turn shaving into a game of Tetris.”
“This stall door in a gas station bathroom”
“My zipper broke at work right before a few important meetings.”
“Do all moms shut your door like this?”
“I work as a valet and had to tell him to park it himself.”
“Thought I got lucky finding this while walking my dog.”
“My housemate’s dog got into my 6-hour butter chicken. No dinner for me tonight.”
“The way my parents display their books”
“Joke’s on you, most of the pics in that card are yours.”
“Just wanted to discreetly buy some sexy time stuff… NOPE. LET’S MAKE THIS EMBARASSING.”
“Not what I meant by cut in half :(”
“These 2 spent 25 min standing in this empty spot, in a busy and crowded downtown. At least 10 other cars made attempts and they refused to budge. No other spots for several blocks.”
“They are really charging us for biscuits and gravy made with burger buns.”
“Smoke holder is overflowing on ten or loose nine.”
“I understand why orange juice is so expensive now. This was from 2 oranges.”
“The wheelchair ramp of a shopping center nearby.”
“I paid 515 CHF (560 USD) for this dye job.”
“My Batman Oreos are batman’t.”
“My dad never turns off any lights in the house even after he’s gone to bed.”
“This Mustang keeps parking in the only working electric spot – we reported it and the complex said they reached out to tell them to move. We put two cones down in the spot, left for a few hours, and came back to see they moved the cones and parked right back in the spot.”
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