“There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That’s one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?”
“Listen, here’s the thing. If you can’t spot the s#cker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the s#cker.”
“Memory is a selection of images, some elusive, others imprinted indelibly on the brain. The summer I killed my father, I was 10 years old.”
“I’m 36 years old, I love my family, I love baseball, and I’m about to become a farmer. But until I heard the voice, I’d never done a crazy thing in my whole life.”
“Here’s my day so far: went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams, and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that’s right. I’m falling to my death.”
“God will forgive them. He’ll forgive them and let them into heaven. I can’t live with that.”
“I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw a dead human being.”
“Oh, f@#k! F@#K!!!”
“Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.”
“Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh? Well, you’ll never believe this, but that llama you’re looking at was once a human being.”
“An evil old house, the kind some people call haunted, is like an undiscovered country waiting to be explored.”
“He was the most extraordinary man I ever knew.”
“I shall tell you of William Wallace. Historians from England will say I am a liar, but history is written by those who have hanged heroes.”
“Rosebud.”
“Cecilia was the first to go…”
“When I think of my wife, I always think of her head. I picture cracking her lovely skull.”
“She shivers in the wind like the last leaf on a dying tree.”
“This is the story of how I died.”
“I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir.”
“When I was young — about eight or so — I tried making friends with God by inviting him to my house to watch the World Series. He never showed.”
“Did you know there are more people with genius IQs living in China than there are people of any kind living in the United States?”
“One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his @$$. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat. I said, “Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you’re just gonna get this cat stuck up your @$$ too, why don’t you knock it off?” And he says to me, “Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?” My cousin was a weird guy.”
“The popcorn you’re eating has been pissed in. Film at 11.”
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-The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring (Not the best line but the delivery is amazing)
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