If a service dog ever approaches you without its owner, follow them and do it quickly because you could be saving someone else’s life.
If you witness an accident, never take off the person’s helmet, you can make a spine or brain injury worse
If you think your home is haunted and you’ve been seeing or hearing a presence, get a carbon monoxide detector, there’s a chance you could be hallucinating and this could be lethal
Never mix bleach and ammonia because the result is a poisonous gas that will take your life.
If you ever see square waves in the ocean get out immediately because the phenomenon is usually associated with strong and powerful rip tides. And if caught in a rip tide you should swim across (not against) the current.
If you are ever trapped in a car, the headrest pole is made of material that is designed to smash car windows.
Garage door springs can kill you if you try to take them off the wrong way. So best recommended to leave it to professionals.
When crying for help, try and call some specific people like “hey, you in the red shirt, help, I’m being mugged!” A lot of people will ignore a help call so if you call someone specifically they’ll look at you. If people are really ignoring your help call you can just try and yell “fire!” because people are going to come running to see stuff burning.
Use this helpful rhyme to remember what to do in the event of facing each kind of bear “If it’s brown – lay down, if it’s black – fight back, if it’s white – goodnight”
If your house smells like fish for absolutely no reason there may be an electric fire.
Keep a survival candle in your car when you’re in cold areas because the heat from one candle can keep you from fatal freezing. And these candles can last up to 36 hours.
If a moose is in the middle of the road, it’s better to just swerve and run into a ditch because hitting a moose is like hitting a brick wall.
The more colorful and vivid the animal the more likely it is poisonous.
If a tornado looks like it’s not moving, it’s because it’s moving towards you.
If you are ever buried in rubble, yelling will just waste energy, try and grab something and tap it in intervals of three, rescuers will notice the pattern.
If someone tries to kidnap you, scratch your attacker because now their DNA will be in your fingernails
If you ever feel like someone is following your car, take four right turns. If they’re still behind you, they’re following you. You can also get off and on the freeway, but if this happens, just stay calm. Call the police and drive to a police station. Don’t go home.
Do not slide into the pins at a bowling alley as a joke. The pin setting machine will crush you
Milk from brown coconuts will dehydrate you, drink the green ones.
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And if the guy is awake ask hin to put the helmet down by itselve in case he colaps you don t have to do it and he knows when it hurts and so on...
Still after all this years this Bull$hit again? To perform correct CPR you have to remove the helmet. Or for simpler minds: better paralyzed as dead. So +1 for Loomie.