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"This burn on my finger doesn’t get dirty"
"The Service dog bathroom at the Kelowna, British Columbia, Canada airport"
"I found a pink grasshopper"
"A real and very rare $500 bill"
"One of my twix was not dipped in chocolate."
"The chair that Abraham Lincoln was sitting in when he was killed"
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"Extra long scissors for wrapping paper"
"Parking space lines you can actually see while parking"
"Ordered a new knife they give you two Band-Aids with it"
"My husband got tipped with a $10 coin at work tonight"
"My sister replaced her office chair wheels with rollerblade wheels"
"These sausages from Costco Japan come with bones"
"These batteries are flavored so kids won’t eat them"
"Ball of salt that I took out of the dead sea"
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No it is not ..Wrong color and not fat enough
It is a pink grass hopper
I landed in the USA in 1981 with 6, $1000 bills from cashing in my UK funds. The first and only thing my future farther in-law said was "best o luck cashing those"
Had he not been so negative he could have said those are worth 2 X face value but he didn't
I did not find that out before I had had all of them snatched (literally) from my hands, primarily from bar owners who knew the true value before I figured it out
Thanks Dukey, ya @$$hole!
Today they are worth 3 to 4 times face value, not that thy could have stayed in my possession that long but 2x is still way better than not