“The toilet paper at a $30,000,000,000 company”
“My first day as a delivery guy at Domino’s”
“Before you ask, it’s a jackfruit.”
“Just wanted a croissant.”
“Finally got a prize from the claw game... at least I thought I did.”
“I appreciate your late night attempt to clean, random party guest, but wooden cutting boards DO NOT go in the dishwasher.”
“I just spilled a full cup of orange juice all over myself on the last day of vacation. And I didn’t bring an extra pair of pants.”
“Accidentally ran my favorite necklace through the washing machine.”
“Was waiting for a new tree, but got more sidewalk instead.”
“My sister is borrowing my car and pissed someone off because she kept parking in the handicapped parking space.”
“So they keyed my car in retaliation.”
“This $10 salad I paid for at a restaurant.”
“Found some graffiti on my fence this morning. Just finished putting it up a couple weeks ago.”
“Get away from me you creep.”
“Having to clean this up after a movie”
“How they cut the cake at my aunt’s birthday.”
“I was mowing the lawn and found some money.”
“Faceplanted onto asphalt yesterday. Literally my nightmare.”
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it's just the mild versin of what you REALLY deserve.
Ppl blocking handicapped parking spaces or literally blocking two or more spaces by ihnoring the lines should at least walk for a month!
Cut down on the amount you have to drive, and you'll live longer and be happier...
Just saying, we don't have to subscribe to using cars so much that we have multi-story car storage structures more robust that affordable housing...
well. I bought an electric bicycle some weeks ago (called Pedelec in Germany, no insurance necessary, because the motor helps you only, if you push the pedals, limited to 24,8 km/h)
So my Volvo stays more often at home, albeit he takes only something about 4l / 100km Diesel when I'm setting the speed control to 100 km/h (this is the speed limit on country roads)
Even while running 210 km/h on the Autobahn (no limit in Germany, but that's my car's top speed) that beast takes only 9,5 l /100 km.
Anyway, a handicapped person (#10) can't use a bicycle. So, anyone blocking handicapped parking spots should burn in hell or get something like
9gag.com/gag/a0ZGmXQ
Yeah, but he or she didn't deserve it... It was the sister that did it...
maybe, they both learn that lesson:
His sister will have to pay for the paint job and he will never ever lend his car again to his sister.
Just imagine, she would pass a red light, or get a (speeding / parking) ticket.
Because the number plate says, this is HIS car, he has to pay the ticket.
We all don't know that parking situation. Maybe his car wasn't KEYED, but this scratch came from the blocked person, while getting out of the wheel chair...
What, if she runs over a child next week?
just to be clear:
If you look at the reflection of the person, that took the picture, I define the car owner as a man!
What ARE you rambling on about? Seriously going to these lenghts because of not being "wrong"? Well, we all need our ego boost somehow I suppose...
that's ok - if people run out of arguments or recognize, that they are wrong, they try to attack my personality.
roast me, if that helps you...
who cares? car go fast vroom vroom. the rich don't care about handicapped spaces. it's just a small fine if you get caught. besides how many spots do they need in a store lot? it's like half the town is disabled, yet they'll walk for miles inside the Walmart.
Because they are glued boards and not a board taken from one piece, heat and water dissolve the glue.
Most cutting boards are planks glued together. The dish washer removed the glue
A microwave will do the same thing. I had the bright idea that I could sterilize my cutting board in the microwave after washing it off in the sink, and it came apart.