"In all reality? Probably cry for about 30 minutes because the biggest existential fear at the very core of my humanity has now been lifted.
If Heaven exists, like 50% of the awesomeness is just the very fact that it exists."
"Find my husband, give him a huge hug and never let go again. Live our forever together. I f@#king love him and miss him so much."
"Try to play Smoke on the water on my harp."
"Rest."
"Hopefully, all my pets who died would be my welcoming committee, and I’d hug each one."
"Hopefully the past would be available as well as the present. Learn the truth of history’s greatest mysteries."
"I’m flying fast as f@#k boi"
"Enjoy my healthy back without pain"
“Is there a McDonald’s Here?”
"Find Adam & Eve and check if they have navels."
“What’s the Wi-fi password?”
"Build a house far away from everyone else."
"After getting over the shock I’d ask if I can see their records on my behavior.
Then I’d see if I can talk them into showing me someone else’s…"
"Eat clouds"
"I would begin to worry what I’m going to do… for forever…"
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
"Find my son and have a beer with him. Something we never got to do in real life."
"Can I experience an old-time world fair like from the late 1800 or early 1900s"
"Observe"
"Talk to God, and see what he (*or she) looks and sounds like"
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Good for you. I was the other way around, for me believing in God was the thing that caused mental problems. I just hope you understand that my type exists too. I have studied the Bible and the more I read, the more clear it became that there is nothing divine in the background bible, and the more I realized that I don't have a good reason to believe all that.
When you say “if it exists”… you aren’t going
No matter what fairy tale you believe, it's only because you were indoctrinated into your belief system as a small child. You had no choice then, but you do now. Accept reality instead of believing in silly nonsense that'll get you nowhere. They just want your money, anyway.
Dying is just like a lightbulb burning out. It's done. It's forever gone. The husk gets thrown away...
2. Is there a map?