“I found this giant dandelion on my walk today.”
“2 baby bears visited my grandparents’ deck.”
“The calcium buildup in this water pipe we had to replace”
“A strange building in the woods spewing foam”
“When a wastewater/sewage main goes under a body of water, it will then come back up into a vented building thing like this. It’ll be under high pressure when it comes out of the pipe, and then it goes into an open system where gravity takes it away (or is pumped again). As the water sprays out, it’ll often foam up. My guess is something drained off into the sewer, which is causing extra foam.”
“My sister bought some strawberries. They come with a live prize inside.”
“Someone made snail sculptures out of old snail shells and they look like something out of Star Wars.”
“I’m a gardener and sometimes I come across weird items in garden mulch; however, this takes the cake.”
“I can turn my thumbs 180 degrees.”
“My husband and I went fishing in the middle of nowhere today. We found this.”
“One of our chickens laid this strange egg today.”
“The handle broke off my wife’s brush.”
“These street benches are made of cement.”
“My friend just had surgery for keratoconus. It turned one of his eyes green.”
“Fireworks reflection on my car”
“I cut into a cantaloupe and the inside was square.”
“This heart-shaped strawberry I ate today. Probably should have sold it on eBay tho.”
“This Beetle parked on my block had a smaller Beetle parked inside of it.”
“My mousse has a smile.”
“This little guy grabbed an equally little watermelon from my garden.”
“My lava lamp looks sorta like an explosion.”
“The deer on my mom’s property had an albino baby!”
“In Vancouver, trained raptors (and handlers) have been hired to keep aggressive seagulls away from public eating areas.”
“Found a coin stuck in my daughter’s cast.”
Aren't you getting tired from all those 'haha young people want to get payed for their jobs what a bunch of losers' jokes? Isn't there anything else you can think of? Like, actually funny jokes?