“People who pop out of a sewer system in the middle of the street by easily pushing aside the manhole cover. Those damn things are heavy.”
“Outrunning explosions – apparently you only have to worry about the flame and the concussive impact is really minimal.”
“Court questioning, and police interrogations.”
“The way that apparently crime labs solve crimes with DNA tests and unlimited access to every camera in every building in the city.”
“No one ever asks how to spell things. Detective (on the phone): “We’ve ID’d the victim, and I need you to search her phone records. Her name is Brittney Mbeza Delacroix.” Guy at computer: [types it in flawlessly] Got it.”
“The instant death neck crack.”
“How to properly use a goddamn inhaler for asthma!!”
“Anything to do with forensics and autopsies. Medical examiners’ offices are incredibly poorly funded. They do not have access to 1% of the technology shown on TV, and in fact, a lot of what is shown just doesn’t exist.”
“That the only thing to worry about in space movies is if a planet has oxygen or not.”
“Defibrillators are always hilarious, because that is never how they work, ever.”
“The 80s. Turn on the radio in the 80s and you could well hear a song from the 60s. House decors were often a mix of the 70s and 80s. And cars were often not from that decade. Movies make the 80s out to be neon blue and pink. But I remember the 80s as being very brown.”
“Hacking.”
“It always bothers me how long people look over at their passenger when driving. KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD.”
“Yellow tint when there is a scene in México.”
“HVAC DUCTS ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO HOLD A HUMAN. THEY ARE MADE TO HOLD AIR.”
Yeah we really can't stress enough how brown everything was in the 80's the walls, the rugs, the decor, the ashtrays at McDonald's (yes there really were). All the neon colors were more 90's maybe very late 80's at the earliest...
I was in California... I remember a lot of pastel... the houses, decorations, everything was sandy and palm tree, even 50 miles from the shore.
captain- "You have 10 minutes!"
engineer- *somehow miraculously pulls off the thing that's literally impossible*
I can't change the laws of physics. 5 minutes later: Changes the laws of physics by going faster then then speed of light after fixing the unfixable.