“The ticket inspector punched a tiny train into my rail ticket.”
“Not all bees are yellow and brown. This is a northern blue-banded bee.”
"Heart purse’’
“This juice package explains a life hack for how to smoothly pour your drink.”
“These 2 men in a fender bender are dressed in the same colors as their cars.”
“The sunset looks like a forest fire.”
"She is beauty, she is grace, she is a pie with a face.’’
"Our front stairs randomly collapsed today.’’
’’A little painted rock my wife found outside the hospital’’
"The singular cucumber my parents grew after a year of gardening’’
’’A fingerprint baked into this deep-dish pizza crust"
“Found a little heart while cutting onions.”
“My glass is slightly bent over.”
"The cardinal in my yard had a bald head.’’
"A spider that looks like a leaf’’