“The $9 PB&J I bought.”
“I got AirPods with my new iPhone 8??? Oh wait.”
“Freshly opened can of jam has a big patch of mold. It even made the popping sound when the seal broke.”
“Barefoot on an armrest. Also constantly loud talking and laughing in the quiet zone.”
“My wife’s new sweater had a hanging string.”
“Tire center kept our keyed lug nut socket.”
"You won’t believe it’s a candle."
"A cookie cone, minus the cone."
“Entire loaf has a bubble hole running lengthwise.”
“Got my car towed and it fell off the truck.”
“I just want to sit and cry. Well, I’m already doing that.”
“I was halfway through making a sandwich.”
“Here’s my dinner for work at 2 a.m. (night shift). I was hungry, but I guess the floor was hungrier. 5-second rule?”
“Parked on the side of the street for less than 2 minutes, and an intoxicated driver took my mirror out at 7:35 a.m.”
“Your food has arrived. Good luck.”
“Friend offers to make nachos and this is what you get. How do you respond?”
“All of my bananas unpeeled themselves as I slept last night.”
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I agree wholeheartedly.
He bought it to use it. Where's the punishment? That 24ply, soft as an angels wings toilet paper doesn't work. It just smears everything around, making a larger mess.
Why???
#9 Annoying, but kind of normal. Just got a big gas bubble while rising.
#10 Demand or sue for repairs. If the tow truck is from a mechanics shop, have another mechanic do the repairs.
#14 Had kind of the same thing happen to me, but it was a construction company that left their gate open on a busy street and I didn't see it in time and couldn't swerve. Of course they said that "someone else must have opened their LOCKED gate", so the replacement was all on me.
#16 Say "Thank You" and then politely try to teach them how to make nachos.
The glass wasnt sterilized enough and not enough sugar in the jam
DONT SCRAP MOLD FROM FOOD AND EAT IT
as someone with a liver problem i can tell you bad idea
That looks like your standard company issurd bogroll for staff toilets.