"Finally everyone is gone! I can get my chores done"
"Bought new dinner plates, guess you need to always read the back first"
"The vegan option served at a fancy end of conference dinner."
"My landlord refuses to get over here and turn down my water heater."
"Bought some clearance sale bread. Now I know why it was on sale."
"12 mos and approximately 20 sweeps with a powerful magnet, I'm still finding roofing nails in my gravel driveway."
"A cat ventured onto freshly poured concrete the desperately needed to be redone"
"It’s a little past 7 AM and these people are right outside of my house sawing into the middle of the street"
"Train hasn’t moved for about 37 minutes and counting. My apartment is literally on the other side"
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"My roommate nailed an air mattress to the window to “have protection from the hurricane”"
"So That’s What the Loud Sound was During my Meeting"
"Eating corn for dinner and a little mealworm came out"
"Forgot an important step."
“My boyfriend told me this was just the top of his canoe when he was on his trip this weekend.”
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Was it a United Meat Packers conference?
#33
Well, how did it taste?
Not juice.
Squeezin's.
As in, "Almond Squeezin's", and "Soy Squeezin's".
Like that.
"Chocolate milk"
"Orange milk"
"Banana milk"
all contain actual milk. so adding milk to the name is ok.
The cable company doesn’t run conduit for coax.
makes him a real man Ron Swanson would aprove.
#41 If I had metal snot hanging out of my nostrils, I sure wouldn't be happy.
Yeah because lactose intolerance doesn't exist in kids right? My newborn who projectile vomited any cow or human milk must have just made it up for attention.
That’s what breast milk is for!
Thats the problem
Next time less nitrogen better outcome