"Buy a set of “Voice Activated” or “Motion Activated” stickers from Amazon, and the possibilities are endless"
"I’m a huge fan of just handing somebody something without any explanation and walking away."
"When at work, tell someone: I’m going to the bathroom do you need anything?"
"When you shake someone’s hand, move yours left to right. As they do the traditional up and down, a hilarious circle ensues."
"I know someone who always takes an item to a party & leaves it somewhere in the house, ie a trinket/tchotchke."
"When driving I like to wave at random people as if I knew them. Hilarious to see instant confusion on their faces"
"I put a tiny piece of masking tape over my co-worker’s mouse laser on April fool’s day one year, wrote “April fool’s” on it. He troubleshot every single thing except examining the mouse. He eventually called IT who simply turned the mouse over and pointed it out to him."
"If I know someone is walking a little ways behind me and I turn a corner with nobody else around I like to run 10-20 steps to widen the gap and then laugh to myself thinking that the person behind me will be confused.
I doubt anyone ever notices but I get a kick out of it every time."
"The movie theater in my town is usually mostly empty. There’s been a couple of times when I’ve come in to get seated and there’s literally only one other person in my auditorium.
There’s an evil part of me that wants to just go sit right next to them. Not illegal, but it should be."
"Don’t turn around when you walk into a lift."
"My friend was logged into his twitter on my tablet so I kept changing his profile picture to a banana.. he thought someone hacked him and tweeted about it.. I replied to the tweet using his profile.. it got so bad he was arguing with himself on twitter."
"Whenever I visit my extended family across the country, I bring a bag full of random remotes that I don’t use anymore. Just random remotes that go to old dvrs or anything really. Just hide them around their house, they only recently caught on."
"It works best if you are standing, but use your judgment; gradually lower the volume of your voice. Others will match your volume and they tend to move closer. Wait for your moment and just start speaking in a normal or slightly louder than normal voice."
"This one is harmless but occasionally can drive someone mad.
My mom has a bunch of framed family photos hangin on a wall. One day I was visiting I took them all down and scanned them with a little hand scanner. I photoshoped small changes on them, removed some people from some photos, added a couple of celebrities in the background, etc, print them out and replaced them a few days later.
I can’t forget her face when she realized it was me and she was not losing it."
"Mail someone a red golf ball every week for a while. Then mail them a green golf ball and stop."
"I have a secondary remote that my kids don’t know about. Sometimes I’ll stand out of site and turn up the volume or hit back when they select something to watch. It’s pretty funny."
"When waiting for the light to turn green, particularly for a left turn, manually use the blinker at a completely erratic rhythm."
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