"Roommate Throws Away Dishes So He Won’t Have To Do Them (I Bought All Our Dishes And Silverware)"
"My Roommate Left The Sink On To Defrost Some Meat And Then Left To Go To Walmart. This Is My Room"
"My Roommate Bites Her Butter And Then Drops It On The Pan When She Cooks"
"Roommate Left Our Shared Bathroom Like This After I Had Been Gone For A Few Weeks"
"Told My Roommate It Was His Turn To Buy Toilet Paper And He Bought Two Rolls Of The Thinnest 1-Ply"
"My Brother's Girlfriend Moved In With Us, And She Refuses To Use Cutting Boards. This Is What Our Kitchen Table Looks Like Now. They're All Over It"
"Roommate's Rice Cooker Has Turned Into Brain-Like Tissue. He Refuses To Clean It, And Leaves It On The Shared Kitchen Counter"
"My Roommate Used My Favorite Turtleneck As A BBQ Rag Last Night"
"My Acquaintance Got In An Argument With Her Roommate Over Who Left The Milk Out. While My Acquaintance Was At Work, The Roommate Did This"
"My Roommate Smashed My TV. I Already Called The Cops"
"My Friend's Roommate. She Waits For Her Mom To Come From An Hour And A Half Away To Clean Up Her Mess And Wash Her Dishes"
"My Roommate Threw Out My Food To Make Room For Her Salad Mixes In The Fridge"
"Flatmate's Milk That Aged Like Milk"
"How My Roommates Treated My Hand-Made Wooden Spoon My Father Made For Me"
"I Thought I Was The Only One Using This Soap. Seriously, Who Does This"
"My Flatmate's Cup. Which He Refuses To Clean. What You're Seeing Is Layers Upon Layer Of Old Milky English Breakfast Tea. Months Worth"
"I Moved Out A Month Earlier Than I Was Supposed To Because I Was Always The One Who Cleaned Up After My Girl Roommates. I Came Back To Pick Up Some Stuff To See This"
"Came Back To My Place In The City I Work In After A Couple Of Months Away And Apparently My Roommate Turned The Electricity Off When He Left But Forgot To Clean The Fridge"
"This Is How My Wife Leaves A Dish After Taking It Out If The Oven And Walks Away. We Have Children And A Dog"
"When Your Flatmate Likes To Eat Seeds And Cleans The Floor Without Vacuuming First"
"I Live With Two Grown Men. Just Tell Me Why"
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Ok yeah most of these are just "why are you still there?" But this one is just hilarious, it's basically harmless just prank them back...
Why do you even have "roommates"? just live on your own, you poor broke @$$ b*tches need to find a better job