“My watch got one-shotted because of a single slip at tennis practice.”
“The computers at my school”
“I woke up to this, and it’s because of my cat.”
“Some pillows shouldn’t be machine-washed.”
“Both the saddle and mudguard are gone.”
“This was the package that arrived to me.”
“These are my coffee filters.”
“Put my visor down to block the sun.”
“Pest control guy found a weak spot in my attic. He’s ok, and invited to Thanksgiving.”
“Yep. That is your drawer now. Wolf spider is harmless, but he’s mentally dominating me.”
“How my step dad decided to close a box of cereal after eating edibles last night.”
“Man, I just wanted to know how much I weigh.”
“We had a party at our house last weekend. I don’t know who you are but thanks for coming ’Tom.’”
“Instead of my Christmas gift, Amazon delivered an industrial supply of single-ply toilet paper.”
“The haircut the groomer gave my dog.”
“How my grandmother ate her pizza today”
“Bought 4 rolls of Spree. All of them only had orange candies. Orange is the only flavor I don’t like.”
“My mom ate the cucumbers from the cucumber role and left us this.”
“Was about to sleep when I found this guy on my pillow.”
“This dog emptied the food bowl so it could sleep in the bowl instead.”
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Let's be real, that didn't happen overnight so you weren't having corn for at least a week...
It's from work. Try it.
well, it's cruel somehow
#14.. well pick it up quick