’’I grew a beard to keep my face warm this winter...’’
’’I bought a deodorant with a spider in it.’’
’’This was how my entire 4-hour flight went today.’’
’’I guess I’m not having corn tonight.’’
’’6 months into buying this bed...’’
’’I let my friend borrow my honey. This is how it came back.’’
’’I decided to cook for a change.’’
’’The vegan option served at a fancy dinner’’
’’Leaving for our honeymoon today. Dog chewed it up.’’
’’The way my brother eats ice cream’’
’’$13.50 for the soda and the cheeseburger’’
’’The amount of bread we throw away sometimes at a supermarket’’
’’I drove about 1 hour to get my dinner, but this happened as soon as I got out of my car when I reached home.’’
“Battery died...”
“I guess I’m done with my drink.”
“This is how my pho delivery arrived. I paid extra to get the fresh noodles.”
“Ordered this, then the cheese was left out.”
“Tragedy struck my world today. I could really use some support right now.”
“Didn’t have the realization until I was 30 minutes into class. I have no idea when I lost it.”
“This man took off his smelly shoes on the train and then put them up on the seat.”
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Let's be real, that didn't happen overnight so you weren't having corn for at least a week...
It's from work. Try it.
well, it's cruel somehow
#14.. well pick it up quick