"Finally everyone is gone! I can get my chores done"
"Bought new dinner plates, guess you need to always read the back first"
"My landlord refuses to get over here and turn down my water heater."
"12 mos and approximately 20 sweeps with a powerful magnet, I'm still finding roofing nails in my gravel driveway."
"A cat ventured onto freshly poured concrete the desperately needed to be redone"
"It’s a little past 7 AM and these people are right outside of my house sawing into the middle of the street"
"My toilet is full of ladybugs. this is just zoomed in image. they are everywhere, in the toilet, the sink..."
"Dug up my potato patch today. 10 plants that looked like they were flourishing all season"
"My roommate nailed an air mattress to the window to “have protection from the hurricane”"
"So That’s What the Loud Sound was During my Meeting"
"Eating corn for dinner and a little mealworm came out"
“Went to my neighborhood mailbox to see all of them busted wide open. Was expecting some Christmas stuff.”
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#5 That stuff is highly flammable, so don't just start lighting your farts with that stuff on you.
Trust me...I know.
So angry! All the name calling amazes me.
True, but dude, calm down...
It'll never happen.
Midge pays a tithe to Hell, and wants to get his money's worth.
#43 Maybe it will improve your vision... seems it wasn't all that great before the wedding.
and it fell over into the street. fortunately no car was hit. Picked it up and screwed it back down.