“I think my wife forgot she was 7 and a half months pregnant when she tried to hide so she could jump out and scare me.”
“Bought a Coke from the vending machine at the university and this is how it decided to drop.”
“Woke up to a snake in my drawer (Australia)”
“TV in a hotel room”
“Got excited from far away about the motel having a swimming pool...”
“My local Goodwill organizes the books by color, not subject.”
“Kept hearing noises coming from my cabinets. I checked everywhere. The last place I looked was the silverware drawer.”
“Man, I just wanted to know how much I weigh.”
“I put in so much effort to look nice for a big work event, only to have the picture they post look like I’m wearing jeans and boots under my dress.”
“Grocery delivery decided to skip bagging. (I tipped $25)”
“Small vs. medium orange juice”
“Thought I’d gone mad 3 weeks ago when I couldn’t find this shallot while making dinner. This morning I hear a noise... He’s stolen it as a toy!”
“My wife bought this $9 Christmas ornament.”
“Turns out I don’t need to go that badly...”
“Think I just made my boyfriend a puppy milk latte”
“Panic at first sight”
“The temptation is real.”
“My fridge shot out a completely grey ice cube.”
“A horse tried to follow me home on my walk this morning.”
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