"Showing someone your music collection is a very intimate act."
"The first thing most people do when they set foot in a new country is pee."
"We don’t want to see our pets die, but we want to outlive them"
"Knowing that something is unhelpful is helpful."
"We went from a position of ‘not wanting to put labels on things,’ to creating highly specific terms and verbiage to define our roles in society."
"Jumping is pushing Earth away"
"It is way easier to make a plant-based meat than a meat-based plant."
"Cats make you into servants, but dogs add you to their pack."
"When you walk into a room, an amount of air equal to the volume of your body moves out of the room"
"Every meal a cat eats is a breakfast because they sleep so often."
"Cellphones made horror stories quite dificult because with instant messaging no one is truly alone anymore."
"All digital art is pixel art if you zoom in enough."
"Eyeballs are more like balls than testicles are"
"You’re officially an adult when it’s no longer hard to fall asleep on Christmas Eve"
"Arguing with dumb people actually makes you smarter because you have to figure out ways to explain things in a way a dumb person can understand"
"Surgery replaces an injury that is hard for your body to heal with an injury that is easier for your body to heal."
"The ‘70s and ‘80s seemed to have quite a run of serial killers. Either people have mostly stopped serial killing or we’ve gotten worse at figuring out when it’s happening."
"You’re late only if you do show up."
"Monopoly teaches you that you are more willing to go to jail as you get poorer."
"You never see old people laying/sleeping on their stomach"
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I'm 63 and sleep on my stomach.
I have after learning that with one small change they wouldn't untie anymore.