"Happy Retirement To My Coworker That Always Brought Us Candy. Thanks For Always Being Awesome, Mark"
"I Came Into The Office Early And Switched As Many M And N Keys On Keyboards As I Could. Some Might Say I'm A Monster But Others Will Say Nomster"
"My Coworker's Motivational Strip On His Computer"
"It Is My Friend's Birthday And The Girls He Works With Decided To Make Him Feel Special"
"Coworker Said She Would Only Accept An Official Apple Mouse So I Dug This Out Of Storage And Left It On Her Desk"
"My Coworker Spilled Wine In The Office"
"We Sent The New Kid At Work On A Fool's Errand To Go Buy Some "Elbow Grease". He Came Back With This. This Kid Is Going Places"
"My Coworker Decided To Put This Picture On Our Card Reader"
"Saw This At Work And Thought You Guys Might Appreciate"
"There Is A Tile Moved At Work For Some Reason. It’s Been Moved For About Two Weeks. I Decided To Have Fun With It"
"I Went To My Coworker With A Question And Found Him Totally Alert And Focused On The Job"
"I Told My Coworker That Our Blueberry Containment Area Had A Leak... He Was Not Amused"
"My Mom Works At A Nursing Home With A Covid-Positive Patients. One Of Her Coworkers Found A Safe Way To Cheer Them Up"
"After Getting Hit By A Forklift Twice In One Week, My Coworker Started Wearing Protection"
"My Coworkers Got Me A Cake For My Last Day On The Job"
"My Colleague Got Stung In The Mouth By A Bee, Boss Framed The Stinger And Left It On His Desk"
"Took Pot Brownies To Work Today. HR Loved It"
"Some Coworker Is Leaving Origami Works On Random Desks At Job"
"We Have A Cutout Of Our Boss At The Office For When He Works Abroad"
"My Coworker Said She Wanted A Good-Looking Man To Look At While She Worked. I Think I Nailed It"
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Probably spent his whole shift looking for that (aka getting paid to do no work), that's management material right there...
If you go to work at a certain time and leave at a certain time that's called a shift. And if everyone got what you are calling "real jobs" then it looks like you'd have to get your own packages, grow your own food and make your own coffee. Without all those people working those jobs for such little pay that they need multiple jobs to survive your world would shut down, think about that next time you're screaming at the person behind the counter at starbucks...