"In-laws and outlaws are not opposites."
"Kids are much more accepting of other people than adults are."
"When your a sperm, life is a race, after your born, it’s a marathon."
"Death is only sad for the ones left living."
"It’s a good thing we can’t hear our eyeballs move inside their sockets"
"Every big city has had a point in its history where there was only 1 high-rise in the entire city and it must’ve looked super awkward."
"Having the drug squad visit your house is not nearly as fun as it sounds."
"Paper cuts will become increasingly less common in the future"
"Nothing can be truly vegan, because animals and insects help spread pollen and seeds."
"Finding out you have the same birthday as someone makes you like them more for no reason."
"There might be one specific key which unintentionally unlocks 2 or more locks anywhere in the world"
"When you sleep your brain makes up stories and sometimes gets scared or confused by them"
"Every heartbeat is a reminder of the body’s silent symphony, where every organ is an instrument playing its part, unappreciated until one goes out of tune."
"Vertical video went from being universally hated to the most popular form of video consumption."
"Jumping is a major mechanic in video games of all genres, but it is almost never actually used in real life as an adult."
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