"Arguing with someone online is turn based combat."
"Every single one of your treasured photos, heirlooms and keepsakes will eventually be tossed into the garbage by someone."
"Magic doesn’t exist because anything mysterious we discover gets studied and becomes science"
"Italians eat ham with melon but flip out about pineapple on pizza."
"Childhood pictures may have looked dumb, but at least the smiles were real."
"Calling them chicken breasts is fine but calling them chicken boobs is not."
"People’s change jars aren’t filling up at near the rates they were even ten years ago."
"People have no problem admitting to almost every human flaw (greed, cruelty, etc), but no one ever wants to admit to being stupid."
"It’s both terrifying and thrilling to find a new field of knowledge and be reminded how much you don’t know"
"People who have to use inhalers basically have to pay for a subscription to keep breathing."
"Ask people why they don’t drink alcohol and they’ll tell you why they don’t drink. Ask people why they drink alcohol and they get defensive."
"Foreskin is calamari for cannibals."
"We interact with strangers on the internet willingly but ignore everybody in public"
"Olives are hated by many, but olive oil is loved by almost everyone"
"Boring news is a great indicator of a healthy society"
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