"I Posted This A Few Years Ago, But Here’s That Time My Neighbors’ House Got Broken Into By A Wild Turkey"
"Wife And I Saved For Years To Build Our Dream Cabin In The Woods And Less That Two Years Later An Abandoned House Across The Road Decided To Open Up A Tobacco Store And Light Themselves Up Like The Beacons Of Gondor"
"Not One Single Fuse Labeled In My New Home"
"This Is A Wall At My Friend's House"
"I'm Starting To Think This View Isn't Worth Golfers Aiming Directly At Our Homes"
"Was Getting Ready For Bed, Walked Into My Bedroom To This"
"Went Down To The Basement To Do Laundry"
"Microwave Door Blew Up. House Built One Year Ago"
"Follow Up To The Honey Bees Swarming The Side Of My House. Bee Keeper Is Here Saving Them. They Were Building A New Hive"
"A Neighbor's "Security" Light That They Keep On 24/7"
"Apartment Hallway In Dallas, Tx Looks Like A Scene From The Titanic'
"This Is My View From The Bathroom Floor, Looking At The Hole In The Ceiling I Just Fell Through"
"For The Longest Time We Couldn't Figure Out Why Our Outdoor Sink Kept Clogging Up, So We Called Someone To Come Check Out The Plumbing. Turns Out It's All Been Going Into A Home Depot Bucket"
"Whole Kitchen Sink Just Fell Out Of The Counter"
"Well There Is A Water Snake Living In My Toilet Somehow"
"Left Our Totally Normal House To Run Errands. Came Back An Hour And A Half Later To This"
"I Was Cleaning Out My Rental House And I Smelled Some Strange Smell In The Closet. I Had To Get Down On My Knees To Read This On The Floor. It Was Written In Sharpie"
"In Ten Seconds I'm Going To Discover The Value Of Lifejackets And Renter's Insurance"
"I Think I’m Going To Need A Bigger Bucket"
"After Two Years Living In My House, I Came Home To Learn My Mantelpiece Was Just Glued On"
“Told My Wife Not To Step On The Drywall. She Later Admittedshe Didn’t Know What Drywall Was”
"Got Rudely Awaken By The Sound Of Everything In My Kitchen Cupboards Crashing To The Floor"
"Newly Purchased House Reno…"
"When Your Cabinet Decides It’s Time To Break Lose And Come Crashing Down The Day You Install Your Brand New Glass Top Stove"
"Gravity Wins. But I Live To Trip Another Day"
"Main Water Valve Was Not Shut Off For The Winter In A Cabin"
"Kitchen Cabinets Decided To Yeet Themselves At 4 In The Morning"
"We Heard Crash In The Middle Of The Night - Though That Was A Thief But It Was This"
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