Cinematic Avoidance: Movies People Will Never Watch (20 PICS)

Posted in INTERESTING       14 Sep 2023       2708       11 GALLERY VIEW

“Son of the Mask. I’ve killed enough brain cells with beer I’m not killing any more”

 

“The Dark Tower. I can’t see one of my favorite book series done dirty like that. “

 

“The Human Centipede”

 

“Any of the 50 Shades movies”

 

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“A Serbian Film. I’ve heard enough about it to know I do not want any part of it to grace my eyes.”

 

“The Meg 2.”

 

“Coming to America sequel. The original was amazing; no need to ruin it”

 

“There’s a subset of horror movies called “torture porn,” that pretty much just consists of gross visuals for shock value. Think Hostel for example.”

 

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“Precious. The book messed me up, I can’t even imagine watching the movie”

 

“Marley and Me.”

 

“Grave of Fireflies (Hayao Miyazaki), not because I think it is a bad movie, but because I think I would cry the whole time. Its considered one of the saddest movies ever made.”

 

“The entire Fast and Furious franchise”

 

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“Cats”

 

“Any movie that’s paranormal (ghosts poltergeist bullshit), it’s way too predictable. The nun, the conjuring etc. they’re all the same shit scene of scene, just different characters occasionally.”

 

“Any movie with Adam Sandler in it. Yes, even that one.”

 

“Most dystopia movies.

I am triggered after years of difficult life.”

 

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“Tusk.”

 

“The Twilight movies.”

 

“That I refuse to watch?…

..the new Indiana Jones movie….so far at least. My boredom may overcome me one rainy day …but for now”

 

“Not really refuse, but I have no interest in the latest piece of milked, over done, marvel cr#p”

 

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Rosalinda 1 year ago
#19 it’s actually pretty good, at least much better than the one before. I just don’t like the end, but the first 3/4 are very entertaining
       
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Becca 1 year ago
Rosalinda, Not Really There are plenty of Things you can choose as artifact like the sword of Mars with the Effect that you will ein every battle BUT it will cost you HARD in the end (you can ask attila or ghengis kahn about that)
But NO it MUST be a useless time Machine that only work ONCE and ONE end is attached to a boring time you cant do anything with.
Nazis as the Evil is a Good Move THATS good
       
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Muriel 1 year ago
Becca,

What?
       
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Becca 1 year ago
Muriel, the sword of Mars.
Mars the Roman of war
Attila marched against east Rom in his First war against Romans.
Killed nearly 10 legions (allegedly) in his path and the emperor of the east Part of rom gave him this sword IF he spare Konstantinopel and east rome.
For everyone who use this sword There is a personally prediction on it.
For atilla (the king of the huns) it Read "this sword will end Two Empires" that was West rome and attila own Empire NOT, as attila thought, east and west Rome.
For genghis kahn it Read " the owner of this sword will form the biggest empire of all
Wich genghis kahn die BUT dies bevore he Cold consolidate it and so it brake apart imediatly After he Died

And now tell me would that be a better artifact for Indiana Jones or Not
       
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Eudora 1 year ago
#9 Why tf would you read the book, much less watch that retarded movie?
       
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Dina 1 year ago
My two siblings and I love all genres of horror movies. Slasher, monster, alien, paranormal, dystopian, 'torture porn,' all of them. Well, all except 'found footage.' Those are almost always completely terrible. The Paranormal Activity franchise is so bad that we have a tradition of getting together and watching them as comedies. We can't believe they keep making them.
       
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Virdie 1 year ago
Dina,

Then you are watching them ironically. I dislike them because they are boring, I've fallen asleep to thousands of them when my husband use to work at a video store.
       
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Chloe 1 year ago
#7 I totally regret seeing this. It was so awful, it made me angry. It did ruin the franchise, just like that crystal skull abhorration did, which is why I'll never even bother with #19.
       
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Eustacia 1 year ago
#17 Tuck is a seriously effed up movie that no one should ever watch.
       
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Zedediah 1 year ago
Eustacia, It was a silly movie. The only thing I remember about it was the penis bone stuff. Speaking of that, did you know that the "Addam's Rib" part of the Bible is considered a mistranslation by some scholars and that it isn't a Rib, but the Human Penis bone that is used to make Eve.
       
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Muriel 1 year ago
#3 Once I heard about it, there was no way I could resist watching this. Glad I did.

#12 I concur.

#16 I won’t watch a movie if dystopian is in the description.
       
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