"My Housemate's Dog Got Into My 6-Hour Butter Chicken. No Dinner For Me Tonight"
"Just Baked This Cake And Ate One Piece, Came Back And The Dog Licked The Icing Off As Far As She Could Reach"
"Alright, Let's Play Another Round Of "Spot The Culprit""
"Heard My Dogs Were Getting Rowdy In The Other Room And Didn’t Think Much Of It. This Was Their Dog Bed"
"My Dog Got The Zoomies. He Likes To Run To His Bed And Back. He Went A Little Too Hard This Time. Dog Is Fine, But The Wall Is Not"
"My Houseplants Exploded While I Was At Work Today. Dog Says She Didn't See What Happened, But She Put A Blanket On It Just To Be Safe"
"Have You Ever Wondered If A Large Plant Pot Can Fit Through A Dog Flap?"
"My Boyfriend Wanted To Take A Picture Of That Glass Of Wine, Then My Dog Showed Up In My Window And Did This"
"Our Dogs, Who Rarely Misbehave, Decided To Eat $500 Worth Of Books While We Were At Work Today"
"Our 10-Month-Old Puppy Found The Packet Of Toilet Paper On The Table While We Were At The Supermarket"
"For The Most Part Having A Dog Is Awesome. But Sometimes It's Like Living With A Jerk Who Wrecks All Your Stuff When You're Not Around. Total Wrecked Sunglasses Count: 7"
"Dutchie Opened The Window During A Car Wash"
"My Puppy Chewed Up My $3,800 Hand-Carved Coffee Table Shipped From Japan"
"Recently, I Tried An Expensive Rental Clothing Subscription. UPS Threw The Package Of Clothes/Bags Into My Backyard, And I Have Two Puppies"
"Dogsitting For A Week. They Told Me To Keep The Dogs In The Basement"
"I’ve Been Saving Up For A Switch For A Couple Months Now. I Finally Got It Last Week And Found This In My Dog’s Mouth This Morning"
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why the down votes? it's true.
At least get a dog walker!