"We Completed A New Puzzle, But Our Puppy Managed To Snag A Piece And Destroy It, So We Had To Improvise"
"Dog Dragged The Sprinkler Inside"
"Tell Me How My Dog Chewed Everything She Could Find In My Room But The Only Thing She Didn't Chew Was Her Obedience School Certificate"
"Sorry Class, My Dog Ate Everyone's Homework"
"When You’re In The Middle Of Your Crime Scene, Pretend You’re A Victim. I Think It’s Hilarious, Although I Wouldn’t Want To Be The One Who Had To Clean It Up"
"It's Going To Be A Rough 24 Hours For Both Of Us"
"Roscoe Took Christmas Decoration Duty Into His Own Hands (Paws) Last Night"
"I'm At Work Right Now, And I Decided To Check Up On My Puppy On My New Home Security Camera. All I Can Do Is Watch"
"I Didn’t Get The Job I Wanted, So My Dog Ate My Rejection Letter"
"I Left A Platter Of Cookies On The Stove And My Dog Decided If He Couldn't Have The Cookies, No One Could"
"Forget The Excuse Of Your Dog Eating Your Homework. My Dog Ate My PhD"
"My Dogs Decided To Eat A Pen Today"
"My Dog Ate All Of My Games Yesterday While I Was Gone. Including My Copy Of Doom Signed By The Entire Development Team"
why the down votes? it's true.
At least get a dog walker!