"My puzzle has letters on the back to check placement"
"Ordered a 3X, got a 13X instead"
"My bra has a "no pacemaker" warning"
"Raynaud’s Phenomenon (vasospasm)"
"My local Panera bread now has warnings about the charged lemonade"
"Fresh wasabi. $150/pound."
"6 lines on my fingernails, one for each chemo session I had recently"
"This $400 book about magic that says "DO NOT OPEN" I saw at a thrift shop"
"My shower is also an emergency exit."
"Office Computer Under a Black Light"
"Stores putting blue lights in parking lots."
"This store sells a brown Santa Clause in a wheelchair."
"My gas bill came with a scratch and sniff that smells like natural gas"
"A resort I’m at has a sign to warn tourists about seals sleeping on the beach"
"This shower handle aboard the RMS Queen Mary"
"The fountain at this cemetery has bright green water."
"I just realized the tea I bought uses bookmarks as row dividers"
"The baking pan I got as a present has Lead, Cadmium, and Titanium Dioxide in it"
"A Bench That Comes with a Built-in Bottle Opener, Germany"
"Walmart sells kids' bikes with first aid kits on the same display"
Real question is which did you pay for? If you paid for a 3x and got a 13x you got a couple yards of fabric free
Take a moment .. read it again.
#12 It's a message: If you're black and pretend to be Santa we'll cripple you
#13 natural gas is odourless
#18 titanium dioxide is a white coloring pigment commonly used
#20 they should come with little coffins
Yes. You're right, however, a chemical is added to natural gas so it has a distinct odour in case of a leak. It's smart to have that scratch and sniff. People will now know when they have a leak.
On your journey 'cross the wilderness
From the desert to the well
You have strayed upon the motorway to Hell
I've been thinking the same thing. Low oxygen over a lifetime in Marphan's causes nails to extend around the finger sides and curve down at the tip. They obviously have health issues.