"Getting Woken By The Cops Because Your Roommates Refused To Pay A Taxi"
"Got Roommate To Leave, He Left Behind Some Stuff"
"Just Found This Sub, Figured You Guys Might Like This"
"Being Asked To Start Doing The Bare Minimum Pushed Him “Over The Edge”"
"Roomate/Landlord Has Been Pissing Me Off"
"I Made Dinner For Us And Then See This Note When I Went For A Midnight Snack. She Expects Me To Do Dishes Within The Hour Even Tho She Never Even Cooks Anything"
"Here We Go Final Update"
"Roommates Left Without Notice"
"I Ran A Beach Share House For Years But Could Never Get Them To Clean Or Act Right So I Started Giving Out Gold Stars And Yuck Stickers Each Weekend"
"Squater In My Room"
"Came home after a few weeks to a person sleeping in my office. Boxes, and a blanket and also another person in the living room.
So not only did my roommates almost get us evicted last month but they have people using my personal bathroom & office w/o my permission"
"The Gag Is...she Had Already Eaten All My Hash Browns The Night Before, This Text Was Just An Attempt To Cover Her @$$!"
"I Had Bought Two Bottles Of Liquor, And Told My Roomates I Didn’t Mind If They Had Some. This Is What Is Left Of The Second. I Knew She Went Through The First One, I Didn’t Know She Drank So Much Of This One"
"My Roommate Got Drunk And Broke Down My Door"
"I’ve Told Them Countless Times To Take Them To The Bin. They Expect Me To Do It When I Don’t Even Eat Pizza"
"So Glad I Only Have One Semester"
“I’m Just Inviting A Couple Friends Over For A Little Bit” - 5 Hours Ago
"New House Mate Did This To My Counter"
"My Roommate Dumped An Entire Salad Down My Sink, So I Pulled As Much As I Could Out, Put It In Her Sink Since I'm Not Cleaning Up Her Mess"
"Throwback To My Worst Roommate In College"
"My Male Roommate Who I Barely Speak To Asked Me For Sex"
"The Condition My Ex Best Friend/Roommate Left Her Area Of The Apartment In After Moving Out"
"Living With A Hoarder Is Crushing My Mental Health"
"So Tired Of My Roommate Not Cleaning His Room"
A) Hayfever season
B) Collecting tissue samples
C) One arm was bigger than the other
well duh, he said he got a new place.