"Someone Came With A Car And This Was In The Trunk. He Said We Can Keep Everything From Inside The Car. I'm Definitely Keeping It"
"Customer States Abs/Esc And Front Radar Lights On…"
"This "Time Machine" Just Rolled In. 9 Thousand Miles, And The Plate Expired In 1983"
"Tool Box Battery Backup Is Warm And Comfy"
"Pulled This Guy From A Camry"
"Well, I'm Not Sure How To Say This, But It Looks Like Your Engine Bay Has Been Overtaken By Gay Mice"
"Customer Is Going Through A Nasty Divorce, Wanted Us To Have A Look Around After She Saw Her Husband Following Her Around Town"
"Boss Man Came To Work In His Old American Truck Today. A Rare Sight Here In Scotland"
"Driver States "Odometer Speaks Martian Before Startup""
"Found This On The First Truck I Hoisted This Morning"
"324k Mile Tacoma. Oil Changes Work Folks"
"Cars Like These Always Make Saturdays Great"
"C/S The Solar Panel Isn’t Working/Won’t Charge Batteries"
"Had This Brand New Escape Show Up.. Owners Were Towing It Behind Their Motor Home And Guess The Parking Brake Locked Up. Took Them A Few Miles To Realize What That Terrible Noise Was"
"We Will Not Be Installing Your Spare Sir"
"Customers Really Make Me Question Life……"
"Volvo tech here, customer comes in and complains my iPhone charger will not plug in the charging socket for 2nd row. They are not normal and look to be Swedish. Did you guys forget to change the plugs for a USA car??? She was really trying to plug a wall socket into 2 USB-C sockets. Husband couldn’t figure it out either. These people are among us!! Be careful out there."
"That's A First For Me, Loaded With An Extra Mag Next To It. These People Shouldn't Be Allowed To Own Guns"
"I Present The Jellyfish. Dual Axle Trailer, Was Ran Flat For Quite A Distance"
"Forgot My Drill So I Asked The Customer And This Is What I Got"
"Someone Needs To Wife This Lady"
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That's when you slam the hood shut and loudly announce you're taking your lunch break...
Can we just be left alone?
#15 Is that you, Bandit?
I would hazard a guess that is the amount of alcohol to gasoline demonstrator. So where the clear liquid ends at 90% and the yellow finishes up, that would be the equivalent of E90 gasoline. It is a gyp though as Alcohol is nowhere near as energy dense as actual gasoline.
To pass a random drug test.