"Naming children after flowers and herbs is normal, but naming them after fruits and vegetables is strange."
"Someone 300,000 thousand years ago had a life as complex as yours."
"Many movie plots become obsolete due to cell phones."
"You barely ever see a woman performing as a magician"
"You never hear of professional submissives, only professional dominatrix"
"Nutmeg, in a large enough quantity, can get you high yet it is not a controlled substance in any country."
"Dogs are so persistent about barking at people outside because as far as they are concerned they have 100% success at driving people off by barking at them."
"A bus arriving late is way better than a bus arriving early."
"Finland and north korea are separated by only one country."
"Sometimes therapy makes toxic people more toxic."
"The average person is dead."
"Lions are referred to as the king of the jungle but don’t live in jungles."
"Most children can’t grasp the idea of a phone that doesn’t have internet."
"Greece really missed out on naming itself Tzatzikistan."
"Dogs have a concept of property."
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Also: despite that it's called a phone, that is the least used function.
I still get a laugh at the anachronistic, "Please hang up, and try again," automated recording. Most people under the age of 20 never 'hung up' a phone, much less rotary-dialed one.
Well, at least I got to explain her what the red and green icons on her cellphone depicted
Yet you hardly ever hear of Canadian school shootings.
That's because they have better self control as a culture and know that putting it in the wrong newspaper encourages the behavior, but yes they do have school shootings, and robberies, and serial killers, just like everywhere else.
Between 2009-2018, 288 school-shootings in the USA, 2 in Canada.*
That's not 'just like anywhere else'
*source: worldpopulationreview.com
Arms as in appendages.