"The boat. A Silent 60 from Silent Yachts, along with the electric tender for anchoring away from shore when needed. There are SO many places I want to travel, and with that kind of money I can afford to cruise there slowly. There are larger boats from this company, but I want something I can handle solo when I choose to go alone."
"Close my tiny company in an instant; no selling it, no f@#king around – Close it.
Give 2 mil (one to retire, one to spend on a lot of stupid sh#t) to each to my few employees, except one, he can just f@#k off, and to 4 of my friends."
"Aside from the obligatory payoff of debt, I would donate a very large sum of money to children’s hospitals."
"TELL NO ONE but my husband
Fix up my current house, but make sure it still matches the neighborhood. Keep that as a smokescreen to fool people that we’re “still normal”
Find the “dream property” of 200+ acres, mountain views, river running through it, build a dream home"
"Pay a company to take care of it and grow the money. No seriously, I would not trust myself with more than…say $10,000,000"
"I would adopt all the dogs. All. The. Dogs. I’d create a fund and buy land for the giant pack. Build infrastructure to support the pack. Live with the pack."
"I’d buy a large warehouse and order every Lego set available. Then me and some friends can build everything and make a museum out of it."
"Quit my job, do some traveling"
"Invest it in housing. Build housing, rent out housing, use proceeds to build more housing. Homelessness is one of the greatest evils in the US."
"I would remake the last season of game of thrones and accept my humanitarian award"
"Pay your mom to have sex with me.
Then I’d probably invest the other 999,999,989 dollars!"
"Get a car with doors that go like…"
"Boring sh#t. Pay off debt, pay off my family’s debt, set up college funds for the nieces and nephews, set up college funds for future kids, make some worthwhile donations."
"I’d probably either purchase or invest in a local brewery and distillery. Ever since I worked for a brewery, I found I love the art that goes into creating beer and spirits. It’d be nice to drop in on occasion and see what they’re creating."
"Hire a personal assistant to save me time and take care of the important things — like making sure I’m never out of toothpaste.
Hire a personal chef."
"My own private island."
"I’d buy a green dress. But not a real green dress that’s cruel."
"I’d still eat Kraft Dinner, just more of it."
"With fancy Dijon ketchup"
"They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon."
"Well, can you blame them?"
"Well yeah."
"Pay off loans and then with the remaining 1.20$ buy a Snickers"
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lack of AFFORDABLE housing, fool.
Derp.
I recently read that the US has more empty homes than homeless people. so yea.
With a Billion dollars, I would create an army of highly trained mercenaries and make it all legal by pretending to be a grievance-culture based group of victims like BLM but waaaaaay smarter and infinitely tougher.