"If there ever is an actual apocalypse billionaires will likely be unable to access their bunker compounds as the security/janitors/maintenance crews will already have moved their friends and family in and would probably deny them entry."
"Housing has become so unobtainable now, that society has started to glamorize renovating sheds, vans, buses and RV’s as a good thing, rather than show it as being homeless with extra steps."
"Isn’t it strange that our ancestors had to fight off wild animals to survive, but today, intangible stresses like pressure of exams, career deadlines or less attention on social media can push someone to the brink? How far we’ve come, yet how fragile we’ve become."
"In the universe where the “Quiet Place” movie happens, being a snorer would be a death sentence."
"Considering how many random and bizarre laws there are, you’re probably a criminal."
"There are probably insects born inside buildings (skyscrapers etc.) and live their entire lives having never gone outside."
"Saying the name of a movie in a movie is noteworthy. Saying the name of a song in the song is expected."
"Simba singing “I Just Can’t Wait To Be King” is him wishing his dad was dead."
"The average number of fingers in the US will be lower on July 5th than it was on July 3rd."
"Do countries that drive on the left side of the road also walk on the left side of a hallway?"
"Attractive nurses, male or female, most likely never get accurate heart rates from their patients."
"If you pay for water at home, every time you turn your tap on you’re literally watching your money go down the drain."
"People that drive cop car models probably experience slower and safer surrounding drivers."
"If you had the power to know what happens after death, you’d either have the most reassuring or the most terrifying piece of knowledge in the universe."
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