“Found A Pearl In My Oyster Last Night”
“The Ratio Of Strawberries In This Red Berry Cereal”
“I Grew A 19.5-Inch Cucumber (Goat For Scale)”
“Thought You Might Like To See This Giant 5 Lbs Lemon From My Sister-In-Law’s Lemon Tree. She Gets A Few Of These Every Year. Regular-Sized Lemon For Scale”
“My Avocado This Morning Was A Treat”
“Husband Saw This And Queried It With The Cashier. She Said: ‘It’s The Price On The Sticker, If You Don’t Buy It I Will!'”
“Recipe: Use Two Cloves Of Garlic. Me: Got It”
“5 Peanuts In A Single Shell”
“These Blackberries Are Huge”
“I Ordered A $3 Twelve-Pack Of Ramen In Order To Get Free Shipping. They Only Charged For One, But I Received 144”
“My Takeout Rice Container Was 100% Filled”
“I Requested 8 Bananas In My Weekly Grocery Pickup Order…. They Gave Me 8 Bunches, And Managed To Only Charge Me $0.68 – The Price Of One Single Banana”
“My ‘Medium’ Ice Cream Cone. The Large One Has One More Scoop On It”
“Extra Long Wiggly Churro”
“I Asked For Extra Roast Beef On My Sandwich. I Was Fully Expecting About 1/3 As Much Beef. And The Upcharge Was Only $0.50”
“Absolute Unit Of A Sour Patch Kids”
“Found A Tiny Tangelo In My Big Tangelo”
“I Asked My Husband To Get Me Some Ginger. This Is Some GingerI Asked My Husband To Get Me Some Ginger. This Is Some Ginger”
“This Giant Blueberry I Found Today”
“My Ice Cream Bar Came With A One And A Third Of The Ice Cream Bar”
“Peeled This Super Fat Banana To Find Two Bananas Inside”
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#16 Peel them and freeze them in ziploc bags. Frozen banana smoothies are awesome.
#38 If you got those at 2am, then you need to adjust your dashboard clock, Buster.
you the expert, eh?