“I Think I Won The Watermelon Lottery”
“I Went To The Taco Bell Drive-Through With A Friend. When Asked If We Wanted Sauce, I Said: ‘As Much As You’re Allowed To Give Me’. I May Have Made A Mistake”
“My Kinder Surprise Had A Double Shell”
“This Monster Garlic I Found At The Farmers’ Market. Named Him Rocky Bulb-Oa, Not Sure What To Do With Him”
“This Naan Bread I Had In The UK”
“I Asked For Extra Pickles. The Guy At The Subway Said: ‘Here, I Hate This Job. You Should Have Asked For A Steak Sandwich With Extra Steak'”
“This Ridiculously Long Fry My Husband Got From Arby’s”
“I Asked For A Lot Of Ketchup At The Farmer Boys, And They Gave Me The Entire Bottle”
“This Chicken Tender I Had In My Lunch Today. I Asked For It Specifically And The Lady Said ‘Honey, You Look Like The Right Person For That Chicken Tender'”
“Nearly All The Fruit On My Habanero Grew A Second Pepper Inside Them”
“My Friend Ordered Chicken On Her Pizza In Israel. Reasonable Execution”
“I Got 2 Double-Yolk Eggs In One Go”
“We Ordered 12 Tacos At Jack In The Box At 2 AM, And The Drive-Through Person Must Have Accidentally Put In 12 Twice Because We Were Asked Again How Many We Got At The Window”
“This Regular Pepperoni Pizza My Brother Ordered”
“My Animal Crackers Came In An Animal Sheet”
“I Love You Random Jimmy John’s Employee. I’ve Never Gotten This Much Extra Lettuce Before”
“I Asked For Extra Everything From Chipotle And Was Given A Burrito As Big As My Forearm”
“Extra Mozzarella. This Was Supposed To Be An 8-Piece”
“Not Sure If It Fits Here But I Take Pride In Finding A 6-Inch-Long Sour Patch Kid”
“There’s A Full Block Of Cheese In My Bag Of Shredded Cheddar Blend”
“There’s A Full Block Of Cheese In My Bag Of Shredded Cheddar Blend”
“So I Ordered Some Popcorn From Amazon. Always Check The Size First”
“I Asked For Extra Cream Cheese On My Bagel. I Think They Might Have Taken It Too Far. This Is From A Bagel Shop In New York”
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#16 Peel them and freeze them in ziploc bags. Frozen banana smoothies are awesome.
#38 If you got those at 2am, then you need to adjust your dashboard clock, Buster.
you the expert, eh?