“No matter how big a number is, it is always closer to zero than infinity.”
“Due to inflation, the ‘If I Had a Million Dollars’ song has not aged well.”
“Talking with your mouth full is harder depending on the language you’re speaking.”
"Working in a casino is probably the one of the best deterrents from gambling."
“Given the density of gold, saying “Worth its weight in gold” would be less valuable than “Worth its volume in gold”.”
“People with 6 fingers will have a hard time on dating apps, as soon as it becomes the norm to use Al generated pictures.”
“We give toddlers cuddly versions of Earth’s most dangerous creatures.”
“If all music is vibration then a vibrator should be a musical instrument.”
“Silence is the loudest of arguments.”
“People with really bad anxiety issues probably have the shortest average fingernail length.”
“There is probably a lot of biodegradable product packaging that is stuck in plastic trash bags.”
“It’s lucky (some) animals enjoy being pet as much as humans enjoy petting them.”
“There are so many rare diseases out there that the chances of you getting at least one rare disease aren’t low.”
“Eating Jelly Bellys in the dark is like playing candy Russian roulette.”
“All trophies are participation trophies”
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#10 Not everyone with anxiety chews their nails.
-----------Alyson Hannigan, "American Pie"