“First rain into my brand new residential building”
“I found what looks to be a piece of a wooden pallet in my bagel sandwich this morning.”
“Waited 5 hours for a tow truck, car proceeded to fall off.”
“My $38 vegan dinner at a resort I am staying at.”
“Hit a patch of ice and swerved into a barrier, bounced off, and slid into a concrete block three minutes from my house. The city was nice enough to tow my car home.”
“Was looking forward to eating a frozen microwaved chimichanga and midway found a staple inside of it.”
“Bought a $100 Bouquet to be delivered to my Valentine”
“Flesh sensor” on doors to leave building made me miss the bus to volunteering.”
“TP holder in public bathroom has a nice window to the next stall”
“Just got off a long day at work. Girlfriend made a nacho platter. Sweet! She even got my salsa. Lid won’t open so I used the hand under shirt method for an extra grip and..”
“Someone’s in trouble!”
“Got a few inches of snow, and my snow shovel broke after more than a decade of service”
“Guess I can’t use the back door”
“Noticed in flight”
“Out and about for the day and this happened to me. (Thank God I had my thermals on underneath)”
“Label stuck to laptop fan so fan cannot turn. As returned by HP repair team.”
“My nails turned white 2 years ago. A dozen doctors a hundred tests and they’re all stumped”
“I bought a second hand book for my kid and didn’t look closely at the cover.”
“Had to replace two tires in 4 days.”
“Didn’t know a keyboard could melt from prolonged window sunlight exposure.”
“I got t-boned exactly 5 months apart with two different cars. First one was totaled, and it’s looking that way for the second. Both were teenage drivers who were looking at their phones and not paying attention.”
“Finally got an opportunity with the VA and it’s gone”
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