“Went to a bubble tea place and they have a game that says if you win, you get a free drink. The game is essentially a stop watch, you have to hit the red button on exactly 10.0000 as it counts up. I got it on my second try, and then was told it had to be my first try.”
“Dog got to a power bank, chewed it, and it started a fire.”
“Dominos delivered my pizza like this.”
“I work for a small shop that consistently stocks these water bottles in the fridge. This morning I grabbed what I thought was the same water bottle that I left in my work area the afternoon prior, took a drink and immediately tasted chemicals, which I immediately spat out and thankfully didn’t swallow. It was actually acetone/alcohol”
“This is the first roach I have ever seen in my house. It is stuck under the glass panel of my new $3,000 induction oven and comes into view any time we turn the oven on.”
“Let me just clean the litter box and then we can go…”
“Happy weekend everybody!”
“My view of my son during his last middle school band concert of the year.”
“My pillow exploded in the wash.”
“Found this on our bed frame right before going to bed. First time seeing one in real life.”
“Bought a bike today, tire blew up 20 minutes later.”
“I scratched something off my back thinking its a pimple. it wasnt a pimple.”
“My coffee pot exploded everywhere after I deep cleaned the day before.”
“I felt something crawling up my leg.”
“Was cooking dinner in the oven, heard a huge explosion, came into the kitchen to see this…”
“TV didn’t survive the move.”
“My resort in Mexico burned down.”
“I have an interview for a job at 12pm tomorrow. This sucks.”
“In the ER about to get rabies shots in every major muscle group.”
“There’s a second inaccessible lid under the first one.”
“Someone didn’t put the pepper cap on all the fucking way”
“My cat trip me while I was carrying a slushi”
“While cleaning, a lightbulb fell in my washing machine.”
“Found a pair of pliers on the way to work.”
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the tube probably was as old...