First, there's the husband who told his wife he got her a Gucci "hambag" (and he's lucky she didn't divorce him):
The wife who had quite the answer to "How many sexual partners have you had?":
And the smart@$$ who left this gift in the crawlspace for the new owner's of his house to find:
The employee who — when their office manager went on vacation — put this masterpiece over their desk (and if you're too young to get it, watch The Silence of the Lambs):
The guy who couldn't just eat this pear slice without showing it off to the whold damn world:
This wait person who found a novel way to deal with annoying customers:
And the kids who pulled this "starter-level" prank on their dad, lol:
The owner of this truck who thought, "You know what would be funny?":
The person who made this sign way more delightful than it had any right to be:
And the coffee shop owner who turned their matcha powder into the ultimate double take:
The grandma who brings extra bacon from home to add to her BLT:
The garbage truck driver who definitely has a sarcastic streak:
And the people who make this pickle-flavored dough (and 100% know what they're doing):
The guy who, after passing a bottle of Rumple Minze back and forth with his buddy for years, pulled the ultimate move and sneaked it back in a birthday cake:
The restaurant owner who'd HAD it with people complaining there was no T.P. in the bathroom:
The pranksters in Glasgow who vandalized this advert for the "Big Arch" burger:
This author who — after being told the Bible is the top-selling book of all-time — wrote this:
And the owners of this nursery who were surprisingly sarcastic for people who sell plants:
The person who made this flyer (I'm not sure if they're sincere or joking, lol):
The pain in management's ass who found a way around their stupid rules:
And this very prim and proper grandma who found a way to read slightly saucy books — by replacing the swears:
The blinds installer who drives this truck:
The Monty Python fan who did this when they got a scratch on their car:
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