"That hackers have computers that can not just brute force break modern cryptography but have a handy little percentage counter that tells you when it’s going to guess the zillion digit prime number."
“I’m in…”
"…also, CPR is brutal, the actual force you need to apply when pumping the chest/lungs is far greater than I’ve ever seen depicted in a film"
"Also Yell “goddammit you son a b#tch don’t you quit on me” then slam the chest with your fist so hard it mimicks a shot of adrenaline and the person shoots up expecting to be violated or something."
"The “reading of the will.” Not legally necessary.
If you ask an undercover cop if they are a cop, under the law they have to tell you. (No, they don’t.)"
"Getting “knocked out” and then waking up sometime later (often very much later) and wincing in pain but otherwise going about your adventure."
"If a building right behind you blows up, you just have to dive headfirst onto the ground and you’ll be fine. Not even a scratch."
"Having a baby on TV/movie requires exactly three steps:
Say “I think your water just broke”
Say “I can see the head!”
Say “One more push!”
And bam, you’ve got your healthy 6 month old."
"The physical weight of money. $1M in $100 bills weighs 22 lbs. Those random duffle bags, brief cases, garbage bags would get pretty heavy/bulky for some of those criminals running away."
"Chloroform does not knock you out that fast and could actually kill you the way Hollywood uses it."
"If someone has been shot, removing the bullet and dropping it into a metal dish with a loud plink sound will save their life."
"How f@#king easy it is to see underwater and also how long the average person can hold their breathe."
"Hiding behind a car in a gun fight. Unless you’re hiding directly behind the engine you’re dead."
"Shooting a car’s gas tank will make it explode."
"Big breakfast spread. On a weekday. And fools just grab a piece of toast. You put all that shit out, I’m being LATE for work!"
"Being able to fight with broken ribs."
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You can recognize an undercover cop on duty by the fact that he comes up to you and warns you that the uninformed police are about to show up—and then points out that this or that person might be an undercover cop.