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Frozen Foods that are Ridiculous (15 pics)

Posted in Lifestyle » Food   31 Jan 2011   / 11584 views

Recently, Digiorno announced the launch of some ridiculous frozen foods for the frozen food aisle. They are undoubtedly that strangest frozen food ideas ever conceived by a food company in a long time. What were they thinking?

 

Obama Fingers

Nothing like cashing in on popular people and trends with a lazy ass product like this. I'd recommend Palin Yukon potatoes as an accompaniment to Obama Fingers.

Eggo Breakfast Pizza

Eggo though the best way to start your day would be with a simulated 'breakfast' pizza. The toppings? Yogurt, granola and freeze dried berries. The result? A soggy mess.

Pickle Pops

Oh for effs sake. This is just disturbing and wrong. Nothing like a nice sour load in your mouth on a hot summers day.

DiGiorno Pizza And Cookies

This is what started the idea for this list. What the eff Digiorno? How lazy are people getting that they can't reach over 3 feet away to the frozen dessert aisle? If you want a temporary depression cure in a box, go crazy.

Pancake & Sausage On A Stick

Hung over from your pizza and cookie meal from the night before? Well start your day right with the laziest concoction ever created. Slouch on your ass and enjoy this artery clogging breakfast monstrosity.

Hot Pockets Sideshots

Hockey pucks stuffed with gooey cheese and meat product. This is the next step once you're too lazy to go get fast food from your local grease joint.

Pilsbury Pizza Pops

Can't pick up that phone for pizza? Well pop these f***ers into the toaster.

Breyers Bubble Gum Ice Cream

If you want to simulate swallowing large loads of gum, this is the product for you.

Yummy Chicken Breast Rings

Chicken breast and 'rings' should never be in the same sentence.

Frozen Sushi

You can enjoy an hour or two wondering how the hell to prepare this. Do you microwave it? Or do you let it thaw till you can smell delicious freezerburned salmon?

Findus Crispy Pancakes

Sounds delicious, but these are not God's pancakes. An abomination.

Skyline Chili Spaghetti

Cincinatti's finest chili spaghetti, now ready for your microwave. Overcooked pasta never tasted so good.

Mister Brains 4 Pork Faggots

Faggots: Faggots are traditionally made from pig's heart, liver and belly fat meat as well as other meat cut offs. Basically an American hotdog in meatball form. I'll pass, thanks.

Lowreys Microwaveable Pork Rinds

Pork rinds are an acquired taste. So what about popping pig skin in your microwave? Sounds delicious, right? Right?

Stouffers Welsh Rarebit

A fancy name for toast covered in cheese. Who thought this was a good idea?



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picdumpfan 3 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
#15... When I worked in a grocery store, Stouffers Welsh Rarebit was one of the most popular freezer items.. Go figure...lol
       
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2Cool4Ice 3 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
frozen cheaase-
You can't get lost if you follow your own path
       
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hm 3 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
I saw one time a fruit pizza in my sick dream. I laughed then because it was so ridiculous. Someone had to have the same stupid dream...
       
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djp 3 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Findus Crispy Pancakes were very fashionable in the late 70's! Can't say I've seen any since about 1983 and I'm very glad of that fact!
       
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GOODSTUFF4U 3 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
great beer food - when you home alone
http://www.facebook.com/goodstuff4u
       
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Apu Kalipshis 3 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
# 7 is similar to that in Latin America called empanadas
       
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