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Is Your Computer a Boy or a Girl?

Posted in Pictures   4 Feb 2011   / 32180 views

It’s pretty easy to find out what gender your computer is.

Follow the instructions inside the post and you’ll see.

 

1) Open your notepad 
2) Type or copy paste: CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"
3) Save as computer_sex.vbs
4) Run the file. 

If you hear a male voice, congratulations, you have a boy if woman’s, well, it’s a girl.

I have a baby girl :)

What about you?

Is Your Computer a Boy or a Girl?





Tags: computer, boy, girl, gender  

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Comments (21):

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ferrari 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
I have a Boy!! LOL
       
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dalharen 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
XP = Male voice
Vista and up = Female
       
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vishpri 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
I dont get it...how that works?
       
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kwyjibo 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Why can't we down-vote posts any more?

This one needs it.
       
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Kaiks 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
yay I have a girl..:)
Her name is Helen Patrick (HP)
       
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ima let u finish 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
kwyjibo totally agree with you.
       
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foreveralone 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
click to hear womans voice once and again...
foreveralone.jpg
       
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HUGH 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
IT'S A BOY
       
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AnnaMolly 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
My PC is a Personal Chick!
       
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ad 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Microsoft Sam here :P
       
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Siwy 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
in win7 it's a girl :D
       
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Florentina 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
it`s a girl!!!
       
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Belin 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
It's a gay !!!
       
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hm 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
old lady... :/
       
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coswpisuje 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
dalharen, You've ruined all the fun! xP
       
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27642 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
you have selected microsoft sam as the computer's default voice
       
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Mr. Ree 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Mine sounds like a husky voiced woman - my computer must be experiencing a sexual identity crisis!
       
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2Cool4Ice 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
i have windows 7 anda transexual

CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"hardcore you pussy motherfucker"
You can't get lost if you follow your own path
       
incognito562                    show commment
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douglas 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
create other sentences and listen to them.

FOREVER ALONE
       
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ok69 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
It´s a bitch!
       














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