Izismile.com » Pictures » Is Your Computer a Boy or a Girl?

Is Your Computer a Boy or a Girl?

Posted in Pictures   4 Feb 2011   / 13298 views

It’s pretty easy to find out what gender your computer is.

Follow the instructions inside the post and you’ll see.

 

1) Open your notepad 
2) Type or copy paste: CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"
3) Save as computer_sex.vbs
4) Run the file. 

If you hear a male voice, congratulations, you have a boy if woman’s, well, it’s a girl.

I have a baby girl :)

What about you?

Is Your Computer a Boy or a Girl?

DamnHot.net is just right with morning coffee.


Tags: computer, boy, girl, gender  




Comments (21):

Show all comments
0
1.
ferrari 1 year ago
I have a Boy!! LOL
       
0
2.
dalharen 1 year ago
XP = Male voice
Vista and up = Female
       
0
3.
vishpri 1 year ago
I dont get it...how that works?
       
0
4.
kwyjibo 1 year ago
Why can't we down-vote posts any more?

This one needs it.
       
0
5.
Kaiks 1 year ago
yay I have a girl..:)
Her name is Helen Patrick (HP)
       
0
6.
ima let u finish 1 year ago
kwyjibo totally agree with you.
       
0
7.
foreveralone 1 year ago
click to hear womans voice once and again...
foreveralone.jpg
       
0
8.
HUGH 1 year ago
IT'S A BOY
       
0
9.
AnnaMolly 1 year ago
My PC is a Personal Chick!
       
0
10.
ad 1 year ago
Microsoft Sam here :P
       
0
11.
Siwy 1 year ago
in win7 it's a girl :D
       
0
12.
Florentina 1 year ago
it`s a girl!!!
       
0
13.
Belin 1 year ago
It's a gay !!!
       
0
14.
hm 1 year ago
old lady... :/
       
0
15.
coswpisuje 1 year ago
dalharen, You've ruined all the fun! xP
       
0
16.
27642 1 year ago
you have selected microsoft sam as the computer's default voice
       
0
17.
Mr. Ree 1 year ago
Mine sounds like a husky voiced woman - my computer must be experiencing a sexual identity crisis!
       
0
18.
2Cool4Ice 1 year ago
i have windows 7 anda transexual

CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"hardcore you pussy motherfucker"
You can't get lost if you follow your own path
       
incognito562                    show commment
0
20.
douglas 1 year ago
create other sentences and listen to them.

FOREVER ALONE
       
0
21.
ok69 1 year ago
It´s a bitch!
       

Your response



Izismile community has 18090 members

JOIN US!



Advertisement
Advertisement



Advertisement


Advertisement




Archives

2012
2011
2010
2009
2008

Advertisement


Advertisement




Advertisement