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Message to All the Girls on Facebook (11 pics)

Posted in Pictures   7 Feb 2011   / 24103 views

This message should help all the girls to create a nice looking profile picture on Facebook with a webcam, since it points how to avoid looking dumb.

 

1. Back the hell up. We don’t want to see your pores

Imagine how weird it would be if you were this close in real life.

2. Don’t make weird hand gestures.

As my US history teacher said, “It means third grade, three times.”

3. Keep your damn clothes on.

Hundreds of people see your shit; there’s no way ALL of them want to see you in the buff. Dignity, people.

4. No weird expressions. You don’t look cool and spontaneous - in fact, we think you look disturbed.

Don’t judge me, I have facial deformities.

5. Absolutely no duckface.

You aren’t a lipstick model, it’s not attractive.

6. Don’t hold a wad of cash.

g3ttin monies

7. Don’t show us your tattoo. We think it’s stupid.

“idk it’s Chinese for like tomato or something”

8. Don’t black and white/sepia yourself. We have moved into the 21st century, your camera should do the same.

I’m hoping the classiness of the sepia makes up for how unclassy I really am.

9. Don’t use that Mac “colored pencil” effect. We think you look like a vampire.

You guys can’t see my acne this way, right?

10. Don’t Picnik your picture or add song lyrics to it.

We don’t think you’re deep, and we judge your taste in music.

 

On behalf of your facebook friends, thanks for sparing us the agony of another duckfaced Picnik’d girl in her bra holding cash while doing the west side symbol in black and white.







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Comments (10):

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being hot also helps
       
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Davs7 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Do whatever you what
       
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sparkler 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
11. if you have large breasts make sure they are in the picture as well.
       
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Alkhoren 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
If you want to have a slutty impression on people, do just that. Facebook is not a goddamn meeting site
       
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Tarzan 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
meet real people. dont trust on sites/....
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich :)
       
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666. 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
DIE!! You Social Fucks.
I Have No Need For Your Sympathy.
       
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incognito562 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
lolololol
       
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Dalroc 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
11. Look at the camera with BOTH eyes.

x)
       
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Peanut 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Facebook sucks. Real people rock.
       
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Tomas 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
amazing what finirg your head coach can do for your ball club. Since Jim Haslet took over, the Rams are 2-0 with two very impressive wins against the Cowboys and
       














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