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  1. vishpri
    very funny! Twiligt sucks...
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  2. Annoyed.
    I hope to GOD this is a joke, or else someone has some serious problems and might need to go visit the nice men with the special jackets and padded rooms.
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  3. meukr
    jeez!!!!how many times do i have to say this?....twilight is GAY!!!
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  4. uzurutonkashi
    troll
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  5. Arshad
    Twilight sucks and its for gays... Harry Potter is the best... GO GRYFFINDOR....
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  6. a
    Haha, Jennifer Aniston!
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  7. ggcm1122
    I love the fact i the last part it talks about how good her English is when her grammer and spelling is atrocious!!! Blatantly done by an 11 year old
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  8. L
    I can't believe this is real. There just cannot be anyone that stupid, surely!
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  9. 735
    bullshit...
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  10. Sizomu
    ..... LOL, what is the lesser of 2 evils? even thinking of choosing is retarded!
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  11. Archlord
    Either way, the author is a piece of shit lmao
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  12. 349
    Was this person really implying that pirates don't exist in that first argument?
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  13. anonym
    Holy shit i truly hope she does not reproduce!
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  14. Izabela
    psycho fan of twilight. jesus save her soul ;ppp
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  15. Bøb
    why she even compering the 2?

    must have a hard time sleeping at night knowing the world rather read harry potter then to read twilight shait
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  16. mia
    ok....
    this is fucking dumb as hell!
    now honestly i need to say im fucking sick and tired of all this shit of everyone hatting on the other series. wanna know something? i fucking love both twilight and harry potter!everyone has their own damn opinions, alright? so lets leave it like that
    on another note, this chick is so dumb she makes a piece of shit look smart.another reason why twilighters have a bad rep.
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  17. Romeowy
    oO so many wrong here, I don't even know where to begin !
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  18. youre dumb
    harry potter has nothing to do with pot. jennifer anniston didnt write harry potter. harry potter came out in '96 so if anything twilight copied it. youre gonna say magic isnt real while you worship fucking twinkling vampires and werewolves that cant keep their shirts on. youre clearly 13 and you need to stay off the internet
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  19. hilios
    wow this post just wow umm... so many times she has to remind us shes not a lesbian umm... but other then that everyone else your posts took the words right outta my mouth... btw i thinks she is a lesbian

    I fell that this needs to be said, 1) as the post before mine pointed out, the person who posted obviously has lesbian tendencies (good detective skills), and 2) as it is proper I must point out that OP is a faggot
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  20. Satanas
    I think both series are shit. You kids should start to read some real lietarature.
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  21. old feller
    HAHA!

    First Twilight - 2005

    First Harry Potter - 1997

    ya, it's pretty obvious that a young one did this....pirates are make believe...wizardy is OLD, the idea predates vampirism I'm sure.

    And she thinks that god approves of it? LOL!
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  22. zyzzyva
    Harry Potter came first though, right? herpderp

    I love how the title says Twilight NUTCASE
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  23. whatsername
    this is hilarious :D

    though if really made by a 11-year-old twilight freak who loves jesus, is totally not lesbian and doesn't even take a puff
    sad.
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  24. Norm101
    Obvious troll is obvious.
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  25. Apu Kalipshis
    AAHHHHHHHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
    ahahaha
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  26. Frosch
    what is up with the font that's used?

    "Sans Serif" is the gayiest of gay fonts

    and only used by amateurs !!!
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  27. 26
    #7
    +1
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  28. abc
    Do so many of you really believe this is real and not a spoof, or are all those comments a form of satire as well?
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  29. Peanut
    This has got to be a joke. People need to go read Bram Stoker's 'Dracula' & J.R.R. Tolkien's 'Lord of the Ring'.
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  30. einsib
    The sad thing is that there is an actual probable possibility that this is not a joke...
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  31. kuuluud
    I'm not a fan of harry potter but i'd rather watch all harry potters movies in a row than watch 1 twilight movie.
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  32. ChrisR
    I might sound old for saying this, but here goes:

    Back in my days, vampires sucked blood, not cock!
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  33. DianaN
    Really? I mean, seriously?
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  34. The Original Anonymous
    # 1
    # harry potter COPIED TWILIGHT
    # 5
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  35. Linnea
    How did Harry Potter Copy Twilight when Harry Potter was out before Twilight was ever even thought of. Sirius Black was NOT the werewolf, Remus Lupin was. On the subject of things that aren't real, vampires don't exist any more than wizards do, and pirates DO exist. And arguments 4 and 5 don't even make any sense and have no bearing over the quality of the books. And argument 6 is also very weak, a lot of authers (C.S. Lewis, D.H. Lawrence and E.E. Cummings to name a few) have used initials as pen names, and their work would not have been any different if they had used their full names. YOU FAILED.
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  36. Linnea
    Not to mention the fact that Sirius Black wasn't a werewolf..
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  37. Michelle
    I don't really understand all this. Harry Potter has been around for almost 10 years. Twilight has been out for about 3 or 4 years. I like both series but the fact the HP was out way before Twilight makes it impossible for HP to be copied from Twilight!
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  38. Hippiehappy
    the person who has done this is either 12 years old or retarded, or both. Either way, I found the whole thing amusing. Until the second slide, at which point I got bored and thought I'd share this. Yawn.
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  39. izumi38
    This is shit. Twilight sucks and Harry Potter is the BEST. Twilight can't be compared with something that big as HP.
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  40. Enter your name
    well thats not JK Rowing its jennifer aniston you idiot
    and that black last name which book published first?HARRY POTTER ! god damn that's just plenty rude!
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  41. molly
    you totally fail. agreed with everybody^ about how harry potter couldn't possibly copy twilight, what does how famous the authors are got to do with anything? JK Rowling has made millions from HP anyway, and in the UK she is more famous. However it has nothing to do with their work.
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  42. shocked
    This just goes to show that Twilight's target market are dumb little teenage girls *sigh* It makes me lose faith in all humanity
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  43. Jasmine
    This is frickin' hysterical!!!
    I think a rock is smarter.
    But for one thing, Harry Potter was published years before Twilight. There's no way J.K. Rowling could have copied her.
    And her name on the book is shortened to J.K. because then both boys and girls might want to read the books. They wouldn't reject the idea of reading it just because a woman wrote it.
    I'm not even going to bother with the other reasons because they're just ridiculous. I like both of the series but Harry Potter is farther up on my favorite book list.
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  44. EAW
    WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!?!?!?!?!?! JK Rowling is a freaking genius!!! she published harry potter way before stephanie mayer published twilight! harry potter has been huge ever since the first book! that was 9 years ago. twilight just came out and there aren't nearly as many people into it. JK Rowling was living off of food stamps while writing the first book. Now she's the richest woman in the world. This trumps the queen of England because all of her wealth goes to the country as well. Stephanie clearly did not do as well in her books as JK Rowling. Case and Point!!!
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  45. Enter your name
    It was actually 10 years but other than that your completely right
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  46. kneazlezz
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHA
    HAH
    HA
    troll. its gotta be.
    if not:
    i aint even gonna bother trying to prove you wrong, cuz i dont have time to waste pointing out every single stupid mistake in there.
    1 thing though, you said J.K. is racist, but homophobic is just as bad.
    ima go read harry potter now.
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  47. UltraMel
    Can only be a troll! Omg
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  48. Kima
    Someone let the troll out of the dungeon again didn't they? Oh well, least we have something besides glitter and spray on abs to fight it with. :3
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  49. Enter your name
    LMAO!

    Newer generations kill me with their stupidity XD XD
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  50. Enter your name
    WHOA!!! How could J.K. Rowling STEAL Jacob Black's character?!?!?! HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN WAS PUBLISHED BEFORE THE IDEA OF TWILIGHT WAS EVEN MADE!!! FOR ALL WE KNOW, STEPHANIE MEYER COULD'VE STOLEN SIRIUS BLACK'S CHARACTER!!! Harry Potter for the win :D
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  51. Enter your name
    Look about the Harry potter creates pottheads I know a girl who use to do crack and she read twilight so that proves its not the book and what does the logo have to do with the story and go logo doesn't make up for the fact all those super powere vampires do is talk about Bella and Edwards love life for about to 2 hours only to have a weak 5 minute fight scene at the end and god wouldn't support Harry potter bc of wizards and he won't support twilight bc of vampires
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  52. Dissecting the Dipshitness.

    A. If you paid attention in history class you would know that centuries ago PIRATES did exist. VAMPIRES, WEREWOLVES AND WIZARDS HOWEVER DO NOT.
    B. It's Sirius Black and just because his last name is Black doesn't mean the persons skin color has to be. PS Jacob Black is Native American, *gasp*
    NOT BLACK.
    C. I'm not even going to get into logos....you wouldn't understand it anyways.
    D. Meanings? Really? OK...

    Twilight - The diffused light from the sky during the early evening or early morning when the sun is below the horizon
    and its light is refracted by the earth's atmosphere.
    Light - Electromagnetic radiation that has a wavelength in the range from about 4,000 (violet) to about 7,700 (red)
    angstroms and may be perceived by the normal unaided human eye.
    Good - Having the qualities that are desirable or distinguishing in a particular thing
    Pure - Having a homogeneous or uniform composition; not mixed; free of foreign elements; having no faults.

    Potter is a LAST NAME brainiac nowhere does it imply the readers or movie goers should be smoking pot. I've seen the movies and guess what....I don't
    smoke pot. I may start though since you put it in my head that I am doing the wrong thing by NOT smoking pot as the title characters namesake says
    I should be.

    E. The first Harry Potter book came out in 1997 and Twilight came out in 2005

    Finally...F. I find it sad that you think that just because you don't know who J.K. Rowling is she isn't famous. Joanne Rowling took
    the pen name J.K. Rowling because she didn't think that young boys would read a book written by a woman.

    I am a fan of BOTH Harry Potter and Twilight I guess that makes me a Pot smoking Jesus lover. Seriously though, before you go posting bullshit like
    this DO YOUR HOMEWORK!
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  53. Enter your name
    Wait so bc sirus's last name is black he has to be a black guy? What if his last name was white but had a black actor would you be mad then too and Jacob isn't black if you look it up the people who played the werewolves had to give proof they were Indian bc the characters in the story were part of an ancient indian tribe
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  54. Enter your name
    You know what after I finish reading the mortal instruments series I'm gonna read twilight just to see what the big deal is!
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  55. Emmeline
    For your information ... Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban was published in 1999. If my calculations are correct, that's about six years before the first Twilight book appeared. Unless Stephenie Meyer has a Time-Turner and can magically go back in time, there is NO POSSIBILITY Rowling took the name and the characteristics from her. Also, there was no mentioning in the book of Sirius Black being black and what's it matter whether they cast a white or a black person? Black is a surname, you dolt and last time I checked, surnames do not influence the color of your skin. Besides, it's not up to Rowling to cast the actors, that's up to the casting bureau. Thirdly, I have never even HEARD of Harry Potter telling people to become potheads, just because the first three letters of his last name are Pot. That's the same as saying crackers make you crave crack, just because the letters are nearly all similar. Fourthly, J.K. Rowling wrote her books as J.K. Rowling so as to attract a larger audience. There are a lot of authors who just use the initials of their first names. Besides, the picture you have for J.K. Rowling is not J.K. Rowling, that's Jennifer Aniston. And if you don't know who J.K. Rowling is, you've been living under a rock for the past fifteen years. And fifthly, J.K. Rowling devoted fifteen years of her life to seven amazing books and it's noticeable. Fact remains, the Harry Potter - series are seven of the best books of our century and you'd have to be one hell of a writer to top them or even come near them. I suggest you get your facts straight before you post bullshit like this.
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  56. Enter your name
    Dumbledore looks and sometimes acts like gandolf in lord of the rings but we don't hear people talking about Harry potter stealing from lord of the rings and also I never heard of Meyers until the twilight movie was made so that means she isn't famous right? I never heard of Michael Jackson to my dad starting playing thriller in the car does that mean he isn't famous? No they were famous before I knew them and just bc JK Rowling was unknown to you before now doesn't mean she isn't famous
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  57. Reason
    ATTENTION EVERYONE!!! THE PERSON THAT ORGINALLY PUT THIS UP DID IT AS A JOKE! THEY ARE ACTUALLY A HARRY POTTER FAN! IF YOU DON'T CALM DOWN BEFORE COMMENTING YOU HAVE JUST DONE SOME SHAME TO HARRY POTTER BY NOT EVEN STOPPING TO THINK BEFORE SPREADING HATE. HARRY WOULD NEVER ENDORSE YOUR BEHAVIOR. REMEMBER ALL THAT YOU LEARNED FROM THE BOOKS YOU LOVE. HAVE A GOOD DAY.
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  58. funkymonkey
    um 1.Harry Potter's Sirius Black was created YEARS before twilight's jacob black was 2.pirates are REAL!!!!! I mean you think pirates aren't real and vampires/werewolves are? 3.that is not J.K. Rowling 4.if my teacher said I write like Stephanie Meyer, I would be insulted 5.twilight has NOTHING to do with God and Harry Potter has NOTHING to do with pot 6. WOW you cant spell, +its his lightning bolt scar, not a twitch CONCLUTION : if your going to deny Harry Potter is better (which in my opinion it is) at least get your facts right
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  59. gopens
    Wow whoever wrote this is the BIGGEST IDIOT ever Harry Potter is WAY better than twilight.
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  60. Enter your name
    Are u insane... Harry Potter rules... Twilight sucks..
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  61. Cristin
    Anyone else notice she said Tittles instead of Titles. It made me giggle uncontrollably.

    Btw, I love both series. But, this person is a douche...
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  62. Ditto
    Excuses, excuses. Harry Potter is obviously better.
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  63. HP
    WTF? yur an idot. dont u know harry potter was written before Twighlight?
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  64. hplover
    wow your a dumbass!
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  65. Random Name Here
    Are you an idiot?
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  66. HPFan
    Who cares about the box sets and Wizards do not exist as much as Vampires. It's Sirius, not Serious and Harry Potter was years before Twilight, so Twilight is a rip off, actually. And Twilight is just a weather were as HP is a name. An original one at that. Nothing to do with Hairy and Pots. Lastly, the author. It does not matter how they look like as long as they can write well, so yeah.
    P.S Please do not right U right you and things like that.

    P.P.S I haven't even listed all the bad stuff about Twilight, I'd be writing for infinity.
    P.P.P.S Or the good HP stuff :)
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