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Tilted Tens: Truly Odd Jobs (10 pics)

Posted in Random » Tilted tens   15 Apr 2011   / 7484 views

We all hate getting up on Monday and heading into our jobs, but next week when Monday arrives think about these weird jobs and I bet you’ll feel better about yours.

 

Hair Boiler

Ok, not only does this sound disgusting, but it is disgusting. We know how nasty burning hair smells, but can you imagine smelling that all day. Why do they boil hair? It is boiled until it curles.

Cheese Sprayer

Well know you know, the kernels of corn with perfect cheese and butter aren’t created by a machine, they are sprayed by a real person daily. Not to be confused with the cheese sculpture artist.

Chimney Sweeper

No, it didn’t go out with 19th century; there are still people that clean those dirty sooty chimney’s out.

Professional Whistler

Ok, when I saw that line in Madagascar I laughed and laughed. Now I’m shocked to find out that it is a real profession!

Rodeo Clown

Yeah you make people laugh ad save riders, but at what expense. Take this job and invest in motrin.

Ostrich Babysitter

This job at first seems easy until these aggressive youngsters begin to peck at themselves and you as well.

Pro Bird Shit Cleaner

Ok, now this job would suck. I would say this job Is really crappy, but that would be to easy of a pun to use.

Dog Food Tester

Ok, now that is a palate that is definitely skewed after work. I bet after a long day of testing food you want a real meal you can sink your teeth into.

Airplane Repo Man

Yup, just like cars airplanes get repoed as well. The next time you go to fly your leer jet and its missing you know where it went.

Gum Buster

These are the guys that keep you from finding gross gum stuck under chairs, tables, and other places in public.



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Comments (3):

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Alkhoren 3 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
BACON GUMBALLS ? FUCKYEAH !!
       
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you stupid... 3 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
nr 4 has nothing to do with the film madagascar
       
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IziApryl 3 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
#4 Madagascar2 :)
Quote: "If I, King Julien (that's my name), only had two days to live, I would do all the things I have ever dreamed of doing. I would love to become a professional whistler. I'm pretty amazing at it now, but I wanna get, like, even better. (Makes fart sounds, spits attempting to whistle) And you know what else I would do? I would invade a neighboring country and impose my own ideology on them, even if they didn't want it!."
       
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