Unquestionable Reasons Why Putin Won the Election (38 pics)

Accusations of vote tampering will not stop the unstoppable Putin, who clearly has a lot to offer his country.

 

He takes Tic-Tac-Toe very seriously

He'll arm wrestle you - anytime, anywhere

He understands your horse's problem

He knows how to hug a dog

He pioneered shirtless Ping-Pong

His favorite past-time is beating up children

Every time he walks away from something you expect it to blow up

He can clean your teeth

He loves to dress up with George Bush

He cares about his fans

He also knows what your bird is going through

He doesn't care about your fears

He'll make you a new mug

He's constantly surprised

He dresses to impress

He's best friends with Michael Flately

He loves it when you listen to his heartbeat

He also pioneered shirtless fishing

He isn't afraid to let you know what he thinks

He's a friend of the ocean

He WILL pile-drive you

He might be the bad guy from "The Matrix"

He's stronger than you - even with a dog watching

He'll nurse you back to health

He doesn't care about your dumb meeting

He'll whisper sweet nothings to you

This.

11 comments

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  1. Enter your name
    HE IS A EX-KGB MEMBER!
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  2. orendadude
    If anybody does anything he doesn't like he has you killed. Pretty hard to lose or be unpopular. Chinese are much worse though.
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  3. Mickael
    Putin = Chuck Norris !

    We didn't recognize because he shaved!
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  4. Nezumi
    Putin>God>Chucknorris.
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  5. Enter your name
    He is the best Premier/President! He could be a Tsar :)
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  6. Tarzan
    he is a bad ass..
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  7. Arty Har
    Vladimir Puto
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  8. Enter your name
    hahahahha
    this is the best post of the day!


    EX-KGB AGENT
    HE DOESN'T FEAR ANY, EVEN 007
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  9. deepuniverse
    Is there something he cannot do?
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  10. viola.bz
    he is the best!
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  11. cyz
    boy, because of internet, i more and more like him <3
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