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Unquestionable Reasons Why Putin Won the Election (38 pics)

Posted by Xaniel in Funny » Humor   5 Mar 2012   / 11688 views

Accusations of vote tampering will not stop the unstoppable Putin, who clearly has a lot to offer his country.

 

He takes Tic-Tac-Toe very seriously

He'll arm wrestle you - anytime, anywhere

He understands your horse's problem

He knows how to hug a dog

He pioneered shirtless Ping-Pong

His favorite past-time is beating up children

Every time he walks away from something you expect it to blow up

He can clean your teeth

He loves to dress up with George Bush

He cares about his fans

He also knows what your bird is going through

He doesn't care about your fears

He'll make you a new mug

He's constantly surprised

He dresses to impress

He's best friends with Michael Flately

He loves it when you listen to his heartbeat

He also pioneered shirtless fishing

He isn't afraid to let you know what he thinks

He's a friend of the ocean

He WILL pile-drive you

He might be the bad guy from "The Matrix"

He's stronger than you - even with a dog watching

He'll nurse you back to health

He doesn't care about your dumb meeting

He'll whisper sweet nothings to you

This.



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Comments (11):

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Enter your name 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
HE IS A EX-KGB MEMBER!
       
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orendadude 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
If anybody does anything he doesn't like he has you killed. Pretty hard to lose or be unpopular. Chinese are much worse though.
I have no problem with God,
It's his fan club I can't stand!!
       
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Mickael 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Putin = Chuck Norris !

We didn't recognize because he shaved!
       
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Nezumi 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Putin>God>Chucknorris.
       
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Enter your name 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
He is the best Premier/President! He could be a Tsar :)
       
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Tarzan 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
he is a bad ass..
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich :)
       
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Arty Har 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Vladimir Puto
       
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Enter your name 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
hahahahha
this is the best post of the day!


EX-KGB AGENT
HE DOESN'T FEAR ANY, EVEN 007
       
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deepuniverse 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Is there something he cannot do?
       
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viola.bz 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
he is the best!
       
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cyz 2 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
boy, because of internet, i more and more like him <3
       
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