Social media has almost become an extension of some people’s bodies and minds, which can lead to some awkward and even criminal situations.
You've just gotten into a car accident
You're robbing a house
In November 2011, this guy signed into Facebook from a computer inside a home he broke into before sprinting from the scene. Unfortunately, he forgot to logout before he left.
You're trying to sleep
You miss MySpace
You really miss MySpace
You really really really miss MySpace
You just got caught masturbating on a plane
You're asking for dating advice
You're posting shit like this
You have a birds nest in your closet
You're holding someone hostage
Jason Valdez held a woman hostage for 16 hours in a hotel room in Utah and basically live-blogged the entire thing on Facebook.
You stepped on some glass
Your father just died
Your friend is passed out drunk in the snow
You just broke your neck
You're on the toilet
You're on the toilet and need toilet paper
You're with someone you're Facebook friends with
You are this lady
Your house is on fire
You just stole someone's phone
This man broke into someone's car and stole their cellphone.
According to police, "The suspect apparently took a picture of himself on the victim's phone, and due to her settings, it automatically uploaded to her Facebook page."
He was caught shortly after.
You're in a public restroom
You just had sex
You just burned your vagina
You're leaving completely pointless comments
You're sniffing gasoline