There are many people that unfortunately inhabit the brutal friend zone, and these images show you who they are.
Anyone that makes a comfortable seat
Anyone that does this
Anyone that makes a good mirror
Anyone that is also an extra layer of clothing
Anyone that that pays this much attention to his/her friend's grooming
Anyone that is a fraaaand
Anyone that kisses someone only when they're not paying attention
Anyone that goes on national television like this
Anyone that hover hands this badly
Anyone that is also a bridge
Anyone that gets shut down via text message
Anyone that helps you try on clothes
Anyone that lives here
Anyone that makes a good table
Anyone that makes a good human suitcase
Anyone that is Superman
Anyone that is depressed over piggy back rides
Anyone that knows this person
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Getting girls isn't about being an asshole. That's bullshit you tell yourself so you can sleep at night, and you know it. It's all about being calm and assertive, and projecting a positive energy.
Master yourself. Stop falling in love with every girl who bumps into you on the bus. Handle your shit. Don't flip out and lose your cool (even if you do it without saying a word) every time a girl you're interested in dates someone else. They can smell that shit. Stop planning a family with every girl who smiles at you in class. They can smell your lust. Stop worrying about what might happen if you ask her out and she says no. They can smell your fear.
And that terrible cologne that you pour on to try to mask your feelings, that's not working at all. You need to let them smell the real you. Clean and fresh, not doused in perfume.
Honestly? Just man the fuck up. Be kind, but don't be a pussy. Go for what you want, but don't make it into a big deal. If she says no, you haven't lost your future wife, you just need to find something else to do on Saturday.