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We All Know That Commuting Sucks… (51 pics)

Posted in Funny » Humor   14 Nov 2012   / 5827 views

And here are just a few of the reasons why!

 

This is your life...

A purgatory where red lights actually last forever

And you're always waiting for the subway...

or the bus...

or the ferry

Only to have this happen

It's a place where no one seems to understand public tranportation etiquette

And this is the only open seat

Because some people need extra room for their tail

Or their bike

Others confuse the bus for a mobile couch

...or the train for a bed

There's always pole hogs

Butt Straddlers

Boob straddlers

Aisle seat snobs

Leg stretchers

Woman chopping onions

People think the floor is for gross food scraps...

Or vomit

Creeps smile at you for unknown reasons

Seriously don't smile. No one is happy

And don't fuckin' sing!

Or preach about religion!

Or try to sell your mixtape!

Oh btw, the escalator never works

Even the subway lines are reminding you how much this sucks

Sometimes mother nature intervenes

Which causes overcrowding on the train

Or "track switch problems"

Train advisories start looking like this

Which causes overcrowding on the bus

Where you miss your stop because of this asshat

So you decide to drive?

Enjoy merging lanes...

And the 18-wheelers...

Not to mention mindnumbing gridlock

Where people like to check their e-mail...

Play musical instruments...

Rubberneck...

Or, you know, do other stuff

Then your iPod breaks

But you pass a sign that gives you false hope

And you laugh that your odometer says "Boobs"

And then you get a flat

So now you're biking to work

And this happens

Forcing you back here

With this guy



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Mr. Ree 1 year ago MARK AS SPAM
#16 - I have a pole that girl could straddle!


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Awwww...Don't like my comment?
Do you think I give a crap what you think?
       
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jpegger 1 year ago MARK AS SPAM
Yes--not all pole straddlers are equal!
       
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Gallinazo 1 year ago MARK AS SPAM
Too bad it's too deep up your ass.
       
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Elbereth 1 year ago MARK AS SPAM
#33 About right all over the planet.
       
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frosch 1 year ago MARK AS SPAM
Ah mr. ree, the stick from your pop-sickle doesn't count!!
       
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