So after finishing a square piece of cardboard pizza...
Or some delicious, delicious Lunchables pizza...
It's time for some....
AKA the best damn drink ever made. RIP.
AKA the finest M&M ever produced (and now discontinued in the US).
AKA a delicious alternative to smoking a cigarette.
AKA the strangest gum to have ever existed.
AKA the long-gone drink that should inspire every other drink to be squeezable.
AKA peanut butter heaven... where it now resides.
AKA the best cereal to other food transition ever made.
AKA as the poor man's Squeezits.
Fruit By The Foot:
AKA as near-infinite candy (one foot is a lot)!
Caramel Apple Pops:
AKA NEXT LEVEL LOLLIPOPS.
Sweet, sweet Dunkaroos:
AKA everyone's favorite.
AKA a much less dangerous and much tastier alternative to an actual shark bite.
AKA the poor man's Fruit Roll-up.
AKA toxic sludge that tasted sort of like toxic sludge... but a delicious kind of sludge? You know what I'm talking about. RIP.
AKA the candy that gets stuck in your teeth so you never have to go back for more.
AKA the best candy the Simpsons ever tried to sell.
Mango Sour Altoids:
AKA TONGUE DESTROYERS.
AKA one of the only candies you can actually choke on, which may explain why it isn't around anymore.
Peanut Butter Oreos:
AKA an oreo that made so much sense that they had to discontinue it.
AKA little Reeses you good sidearm at your friends' eyeballs during lunch... or at least you used to, they're long gone now.
AKA the deceased Doritos from another dimension.
Planters Cheez Balls:
AKA little Cheeseballs you could also sidearm at your friends' eyes during lunch. RIP.
Black Pepper Jack Doritos:
AKA the only Dorito that actually matters. RIP.
AKA the perfect combination of everybody's favorite two things - chocolate and Mexican food. Unfortunately, it does not work as well not in ice cream form.
AKA liquid GOLD.
AKA a food similar to peanuts, only 100 times more delicious. And 100 times more discontinued.
AKA the king of Keebler cookies, unfortunately no longer around.
AKA yogurt the way it was meant to be eaten - slopped through a tube.
Caprisun and Kool Aid Jammers:
AKA liquid sugar, I'm sure.
AKA even more liquid sugar.
AKA a popsicle you can put in your pocket and save for later... maybe.
Worms In Dirt:
AKA the ULTIMATE DESERT.
AKA the candy for the future pill-poppers of America.
AKA the grossest thing ever created... but somehow one of the more delicious ones.
And best of all, COSMIC BROWNIES:
THE BEST SNACK TO HAVE EVER EXISTED.