in the end, she's probably helping him out. he'll probably be more wary of psychos in the future, not to mention it will force him to optimise storage methods on his apps and music.
Buy a gun. Shoot her in the head. Take a shit on her lifeless body. Steal a car (a fast car). Drive away and don't stop until you run out of gas or money. Steal another car. Repeat.
Do some time in prison (maybe 5 - 10 years). Write a book about the entire experience. Sell movie rights to Spielberg.
Sit back (or stand, if your asshole still hurts from prison) and enjoy your fortune. Send her mother a 'thank you' card.
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Buy a gun. Shoot her in the head. Take a shit on her lifeless body. Steal a car (a fast car). Drive away and don't stop until you run out of gas or money. Steal another car. Repeat.
Do some time in prison (maybe 5 - 10 years).
Write a book about the entire experience.
Sell movie rights to Spielberg.
Sit back (or stand, if your asshole still hurts from prison) and enjoy your fortune. Send her mother a 'thank you' card.
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Do you think I give a crap what you think?
"virgin"....