Crispy M&M’s:
There has been a serious lack of crisp in our lives since 2005.
Trix shaped like ACTUAL FRUIT:
We’ve been living in spherical hell ever since 2006.
Sour Altoids:
Our tongues have been perfectly (and sadly) intact since 2008.
Surge:
We have all been denied this green, sugary, strange concoction since 2003.
French Toast Crunch:
This sweet, sweet nectar has evaded our lips since 2006.
Planters Cheez Balls:
Life got a little less cheezy in 2006.
Wonder Ball:
We haven’t been able to enjoy candy while also being scared of choking on small trinkets since 1996.
Butterfinger BB’s:
Another casualty of the Snack Food Purge of 2006.
Oreo O’s:
The most important “O” shaped candy has been gone since 2007.
P.B. Crisps:
Disappeared in 1995.
Sprite Remix:
The world became mixed permeantly in 2005.
Fruit String Thing:
Fruit “things” have been all but gone from our lives since the mid-2000s.
Clearly Canadian:
Gone… but there’s hope!
Squeezit:
No one has had this wonderful elixir since 2001.
Tan M&M’s:
Gone since 1995 and replaced by those TRASH blue ones.
PB Max:
The max became the min in the early ’90s.
Crystal Pepsi:
1993 claimed this strange, strange beast.
Nesquik Cereal:
You haven’t been able to pretend you’re eating rabbit poop since 2012.
Skittles gum:
Yup. You guessed it. 2006 ripped these sweet treats from our mouths, too.
3D Doritos:
The world has been flat, boring, and 2D since 2005.
Rice Krispies Treats Cereal:
All but gone from this Green Earth.
Fruitopia:
Our Fruitopia (in the US) became a Fruitpocalypse in 2003.
Bubble Jug:
Our bubblegum has been jug-less for years now.
Chicken Fries:
Our chicken has been much more natural shaped since 2012.
Lime Skittles:
Replaced by those GARBAGE green apple Skittles last year.
Sprinkle Spangles:
Cereal has been without a genie since the early ’90s.
Josta:
Never made it to the turn of the century. Left behind in 1999.
EZ Squirt Ketchup:
This might actually be a good thing. It’s been gone since 2006 (obviously).
JELL-O Pudding Pops:
Bill let us down in 2004.
Apple Newtons:
Apples have become scarce in the recent years.
Chocolate Vanilla Creme Poptarts:
Popped on out of our lives in the mid-2000s.
Pepsi Blue:
Blue da-ba-di-da-ba-DIED in 2004.
Orbitz:
Sodas with stuff flyin’ around in them were never meant to be. Gone since 1998.
Magic Middles:
Magic ceased to exist in the mid ’90s.
Ecto-Cooler:
Has appeared on literally every “thing I miss from the ’90s” list since 2001. Did you really expect to not see this here? C’mon, man.
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Those sqeeuzit are still available, maybe by a different brand, but exactly the same bottles.